Matty!

Turalyon be like “do you not understand we’re keeping an invasion at bay with literal prayer? STFU.”

I’m going to offer a lukewarm defense to why Turalyon is being such a dick this expansion.

Considering how his magic powers depend on faith, and the light is currently holding the void storm at bay, of course he’s going to be a dick every time somebody is like “huh, the light be acting fucked, yo.”

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“KIDS act”

oh fuck off lmao

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: don’t trust your government when they say “it’s to protect kids,” after they’ve already decided that school shootings are acceptable and vaccinations are too dangerous.

"I am alive and have a conscience" written on a piece of paper - I mispelt conscious but I think it is better this way so I am keeping it.

I just created a sentient piece of paper according to these bozos.

This paper has told me to cut off contact with my family, and I am now seeing threatening letters to a physicist that may have stolen the time travel algorithm we came up with.

Horny jail sounds awesome. Like, you’re telling me they lock me up with all the other horny people?

L’il cow poke!

To be honest, it was the response I was hoping for.

Ginger bear posing on a log

Ginger bear dressed in the sleepy time tea thirst trap outfit

Yaya bear looking skeptical

Ranger Eggs on the phone arguing about cut funding to national parks

Getting a proof of my book, That sexy bear! soon~

I’m sitting on treasure trove of art I haven’t uploaded yet because of depression. I should fix that.

Like, I don’t like or agree with liberals.. But at least more often than not, I’m able to have a dialogue that exists within grounded reality with them.

Like, no, really. It’s not JUST that conservatives are dead-ass wrong... It’s that conservatives have staked EVERYTHING in being dead-ass wrong and won’t move from that position. I might as well be debating flat earthers.

Hey, hey, I played Warcraft 2 back when it was relevant, too!

As a lefty, I actively encourage people to cut conservatives out of the conversation whenever possible, because anymore, being a conservative just means being an unhinged lunatic that isn’t actually interested in having a conversation.

So yeah, to the void with y’all!

Another funny thing to consider: conservative grievance issues with playgrounds have gone on for so long, that the new generation of conservatives are not complaining about playgrounds no longer being made of wood and steel.

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

Playgrounds still exist. There is literally nothing stopping you from going to a park and swinging on the swing set.

… You know, unless you’re not allowed within 500 feet of kids, if something.

So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"

So many gorgeous trolls!

Man, Lothraxion, ordinarily I'd agree with you about how racial alignments in fantasy are for shitty racist nerds and that just because you're a demon doesn't mean you're inherently bad, but-...

Nah, I don't trust you.

Personally, I think it’d be HILARIOUS if, after being stuck in a 1,000 year time warp, Turalyon was literally an entirely different person.

Just like, he returns to Azeroth and he’s like “I have a son?! You have to remember; for me, that was hundreds of lifetimes ago!”

I haven’t touched any of the side quests yet! Gonna double back and do that after the campaign!

Eversong and Haranir’s campaigns were eh. Nothing really stood out to me. Still haven’t done VoidStorm.

Oh, but I did enjoy Arator’s campaign!

Right?! That’s what I mean about them being weird about it!

Oh, I mean, yeah, using this stuff in the middle of class is a no-go. What I mean is: why the fuck were they always like “hey, you can’t be playing that,” during free period. Like, bitch, it’s my free period.

The United States has consistently wasted more tax dollars "avoiding socialism" than a full slate of social programs would have ever cost.

Like, I’m in my thirties, and I’m still angry my councilor straight up took my Pokémon cards. Like, wtf?

Stuff like this.

Goddamn.