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I think I’ll just be a spectator. For now. 😉

Man, #fcf seems to be hitting harder than usual this week. 🥵

I actually minmax anxiety tyvm

How could I forget? One of my favorites. Although the “semi-monthly” schedule has thrown some people off since it takes place in the rift between space and time; it’s kinda like a JeremyBearemy thing. Just get a friend who has been before to invite you and you’ll be fine.

Ah yeah, that one’s a spinoff from BÉÉF. I think there was some drama there, but I don’t know too much about it.

I’m rather partial to Hell, Yes myself.

I would 100% go to this.

There’s Bearracuda, Lumbertwink, Tusk, Daddybone, Twirl, BlowPony, SuckStallion, Cadillac, Swole, (H)Otter, CandyAss, Gorge: A Gainer Event (held in the Columbia Gorge, of course) and Nicole Kidman’s AMC Commercial Speech (NKAMCCS for short). Comment if you can think of any more.

Whenever someone asks me if I’m going to the queer dance party going on that weekend in Portland, I always need to ask which one? There are so many to choose from:

I gotta say, my favorite thing about the Winter Olympics this time around has been all of the dogs that somehow unexpectedly end up on the raceways and just run run run to the finish alongside the Olympians: there have been two that I’ve seen so far. They just seem so happy. 🥹

Sometimes I start to worry that I’m getting older, but then I stop because I’ve blown a load so big that I need to wipe it off of both my shoulders.

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people

really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

the inevitable end point of Grok is doing child porn in a poor imitation of the style of Studio Ghibli, which will cause Hayao Miyazaki to assume his final form and sing the song that ends the world.

Guilty.

Anyway, I’ve decided this is one of the most wholesome hauntings ever, and that I should just leave the TV on like that from time to time.

Whenever my PS5 switches over to my Apple TV after I shut it off, it has started to always (ALWAYS) play in the middle of an old episode of Project Runway.

I do not watch Project Runway.

I bought a house that’s 112 years old this year and, naturally, I’ve been mentally preparing for the possibility of getting haunted sooner or later.

Well, I think it may have started happening.

Utterly lost while wandering in a Lowe’s but I’m listening to Lux on repeat so it’s okay

Silksong when you unlock Act 3

First night in my new house.

This is 36.

Thank you!

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sunday scaries

Finally warm enough to do an eight mile hike on a trail with 10 waterfalls. I love living here.

Just swam a mile and a half for the first time in months pls clap

😍

Nothing quite like “working” from home while listening to the DS1 character creation music and watching snow fall in the graveyard across the street.

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