Eateth Pilaf

salt, pepa & spinderella looking all lair of the white worm in the 'let's talk about sex' video

i have never been more certain of being on the right side of history on this matter. there have been few moments in my life when that has happened. the us admin is festering and has to be torn out root and stem

incorrectly regarded as goofs:

in demolition man john spartan calls having sex "the hunka chunka" which nobody in history has ever used as a euphemism. however, demolition man takes place in an alternate universe in which "the hunka chunka" is what everyone calls sex

Me, studying any kind of history or social issue: Hmm, interesting, but awful

SUPPOSE THEY HIT BACK? OUR INDUSTRIES are no longer in their infancy. Many of them have reached their highest development, and no more need protection than does a giant require pigmies to guard him from injury. Pro- tection has killed our shipping, stunted the growth of our commerce, and left what trade we have on an extremely precarious footing. There is nothing to prevent any nation on whose manufactures we have placed prohibitory duties, from retaliating by absolutely refusing to receive any of our products. A pretty position we should be in, if Great Britain, France, Germany and all other nations were to levy enormous duties on our petroleum, grain, timber and other exports. And yet they would be perfectly justified in doing so, for there is no reason why the protection should be all on one side without any reciprocity. We boast of being at peace with all the world; we are, commercially, actually at war with all the world, and it is the most costly and unjustest war ever waged. Рuск, Dес. 7, 1881

those who refuse to learn from history are the ones who keep fucking it up for the rest of us

sabrina carpenter is a gen-z julie brown

Three panels from the Watchmen comic with Dr. Manhattan. *close up of Dr Manhattan's face* Panel 1: I am 11 years old. A Republican president is waging war in the Middle East. * distance shot of full Dr. Manhattan* Panel 2: I am 23 years old. A Republican president is waging war in the Middle East. *Dr. Manhattan sitting on a crater berm* Panel 3: I am 46 years old. A Republican president is waging war in the Middle East.

via Reddit u/SanBuenapero

I know 3 things about chumbawamba -- 1. They should be named 'chumbawumba' 2. That whiskey drink cider drink song is cool 3. They are punk anarchists

*me looking into the distance with tears in my eyes*
the cars don't hop. they don't hop no more

A still from an I Think You Should Leave comedy sketch. Tim Robinson is in a car speaking out the window to another driver. He is saying, "I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared."

babies on their first day

In this age to stand out you have to NOT write like an LLM that has been trained on YOUR writing to sound exactly like YOU

I'm from the Chumbawumba parallel Universe

i have no idea if krusty's version of 'send in the clowns' is how the actual song goes and i have no interest in knowing

A still from Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love" video. Robert Palmer is in the foreground at a microphone in a white dress shirt singing "Oblivion is all you crave." A model in all black with stark makeup and a guitar is in the background.

when morrowind is too hard and skyrim is too easy

JohnnyPi

things are tight right now. if anyone wants to throw a dollar or two toward my experimental visions it would be appreciated: johnnypi.itch.io

Or if you prefer a traditional story: www.amazon.com/Ghost-Wanted...

I liked the Epstein files better the first time: when they were called "The 120 Days of Sodom"

I want a list of every peaked-in-highschool goon who decided to wake up and put on his Call of Duty cosplay and terrorize our country

i love me a good cemetary, and greenwood cemetary in orlando looks like a really good cemetary

rate my build: processor built from darkest obsidian, cooling fans of red eagle feathers and turtle bones, a hard drive that etches its information into a tablet of living flesh with a rusty tattoo needle, cabling of sinews and silver thread, scrimshawed case, a mid-range video card

it keeps happening!

*struggling to sound inspiring* uh, the good people of the united states must indeed embody the spirit of bebe's kids in their opposition to ice, this fascist administration, and all policing

the frontline is everywhere

but the RATM track was bangin'

ICE delenda est

and i mean it. destroy any trace of this agency. prosecute the lot of them. and then dismantle DHS, too

ICE delenda est

salt the earth

seen at least three kidnapping-centric horror films recently. I don't think its a coincidence. horror captures our collective fears and anxieties

ICE delenda est

anyway, ICE delenda est

and furthermore, ICE delenda est

Everybody thinks they're a big man until they get run down by a 27 year old named Maddyson Keighan in dressage gear on a horse named Royal Pickle like she's a Winged Hussar.

can we skip the middle part and nuremberg these nazi fucks right now?