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whoa

It's the versatility I think that makes it so strong

It feels like an emoji you can use that expresses that something sucks, but it's too cute for anyone to get mad at you for doing so. That's so powerful

I've thought about this a lot: melting guy emoji is the best emoji 🫠🫠🫠

am I getting paid for the onion using my likeness?

Mi Mozza

Yeah that sounds right. Very international

You should get Adam on the show

What member of the Burger Family is Mozza?

Branson Reese is everywhere these days

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

Hmmm, interesting, surely that's an outlier and has never happened again before or since

“Canada’s position remains clear: the Islamic Republic of Iran is the principal source of instability and terror throughout the Middle East.”

It’s not possible to produce satire that matches Canada’s PM @mark-carney.bsky.social’s abdication of all moral authority here.

Israel literally started it!

I'm going to go back and watch that Davos speech and not be confused, I'm sure

Me and my friends listening to cereal killer when we were 10 and thinking we discovered the peak of comedy

I am on my sixth aneurysm of the day

very real sharks

That's what's really annoying, I'm sure they do!

The really galling thing is a lot of these presentations have discussed the importance of climate change awareness and indigeneity and like come on man have some shame

I'm in the third of a three day conference and it's been non stop presentations that have been entirely created by AI, as well as a good deal of them touting the need for AI and motherfucker I need this bubble to pop TODAY

I'm tired of listening to, uh, people

I'm seeing double! 8 keeps! (I'm keeping all of these)

I think I'm also pushing back on Lumiere isn't bi

Personally I would just teach hockey players about class struggle just so they understand better and use that knowledge going forward

if only we were a little more serious about defending and properly resourcing the healthcare system we love to wave in the americans’ faces

both of you are using a tone that suggests these things don't rock

so what, no fuckin curling now?

a beacon in the dark

Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man

No steel cut is too spicy

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