Couch Captain Extraordinare

YOU’VE MADE YOUR POINT, CHICAGO.

God grant me the serenity to not make the face for this next meeting I'm about to be in.

How I flirt.

It's these bizarre weather nights when I really miss Skilling.

JUST IN: Democrats flip a seat in the New Hampshire state House.

Dem Bobbi Boudman has won today’s special election, NHJournal reports.

(Boudman was the Dem nominee in 2024 & lost by 14%; Trump won here by 9%.)

This is Dems’ third legislative flip so far this year, after Texas and Arkansas.

CBS News Chicago weather map. A lot of storms. A lot of red on the radar.

I'm up there just under Evanston. Fun. Awesome. Wow.

Mesoscale Discussion 196: Numerous supercells will remain capable of significant hail this evening. Damaging gusts may also be possible as storms conglomerate tonight.

New update from the Storm Prediction Center says this hail situation ain't going anywhere. This includes the entire Chicago metro area, suggesting the storms west of town right now will keep rolling through #ilwx #inwx #wiwx #miwx

Uhh... not great Bob.

It's now extended into Indiana.

It's not good. Brant Miller sounds shaken up during his broadcast.

Oooh. I have this and never thought to put it on veggies.

Brant Miller sounds shaken up.

Um. Saying it's a big wedge tornado.

Understatement

Tornado warning for Kankakee until 7pm. Also, it's like 35 outside.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

View looking west from Presque Isle Park overlooking Middle Bay and Marquette on the shores of Lake Superior. // Image captured at: 2026-03-10 17:48:13 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@superiorwatershedpartnersh1683 // Current Temp in Marquette: 27 F | -3 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: W at 3 mph | 5 kph // Humidity: 84%

Current* conditions near Marquette, MI:

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

Automatic block for using AI.

San José State University Sues Trump Admin Over Anti-Trans Threats—Refusing to Capitulate The Trump regime said San José State had to break state law to discriminate against trans students, but the university said it isn’t budging.

1. Major news out of San Jose State University.

The University has REJECTED Trump's demands to ban trans people from bathrooms, dorms, and other facilities.

This comes after Trump threatened them for once having a trans student athlete.

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View of Chicago skyline from William E. Dever Crib in Lake Michigan east of North Avenue. // Image captured at: 2026-03-09 22:00:01 UTC (about 7 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: glerl.noaa.gov/metdata/chi/ // Current Temp in Chicago: 72 F | 22 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: S at 12 mph | 19 kph // Humidity: 65%

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

Oops! Looks like "Chicago Progressive Partnership" (the supposedly separate super PAC running this attack ad) just outed themselves and confirmed the speculation that it's the same group (AIPAC) behind the pro-Fine/anti-Biss super PAC "Elect Chicago Women" aka: ECW

"ECW: You are now opted-out..."

Oh, so it's warm warm outside.

My new favorite movie in the MCU is Thunderbolts*. It's so good on all levels.

The pride and power of Iowa State basketball's Audi Crooks Audi Crooks hears the haters. But Iowa State's star inherited resilience from her mom and joy from her dad. Her high-scoring game is the ultimate counterpoint.

Spent some time in Iowa and went long on Iowa State’s Audi Crooks. Despite her dominance, she deals with a lot of negativity, especially about her body. But no matter what is said about her, Audi Crooks wears a smile. www.espn.com/womens-colle...

I hadn't thought of it this way. It's gotta be mental torture to what brain he has left. Good, let him suffer.

Let women exist in peace.

A black pitbull mix dog laying on a couch. She has a white chest and her front paws are crossed like a good girl. She's looking at the camera.

You guys. Look at this very good doggo.

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INNOCENT!