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06.03.2026 19:06
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welcome to the world’s shortest podcast
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
I know there's a lot wrong with the BBC but it makes my soul sink at the thought of it not being there and things like Small Prophets only being on Netflix, which costs more than the license fee anyway.
A further reason to stop these fascist grifters getting in. The system needs scrapping, not returning. I live in an 11+ county and the it is a disgrace, the only winners being private tuition companies.
Every night's an opening night!
Update: Greens ahead of Labour again and in 2nd on 21% in new YouGov poll:
RefUK 23% (-1)
GRN 21% (+4)
LAB 16%(-2)
CON 16%(-2)
LDEM 14%(nc)
Terrible to see that Ronnie Barker has been dragged into this
Sorry, no: these excuses are open to people who made some effort to resist and speak against America’s insane wars, against the increasingly open fascism and racism, against its genocide, against Trump himself. These excuses are not available for Sir Keir, who has tried to play along throughout.
This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
anyone familiar with British politics will know that any news that isn't entirely negative will be closely followed by a sustained bombardment of misery that will make you want to fucking die. but currently it's Friday, it's payday, and the fascists have lost
happy 14th anniversary to all who observe
@zackpolanski.bsky.social : "Reform are finding their anti migrant & divisive rhetoric is not working anymore. I think people are sick of it and want solutions.. Farage doesn't have any of those solutions because he pretends to be a man of the people but he's a man of the wealthy people.."🎯
We can laugh at this little fash twat but this poisonous dreck is mainstream stuff now: we had *weeks* of this shit from Ashworth and Debonnaire after they got binned, gladly repeated on news stands and broadcasts, presumably with the intent of fending off repeats. Repeats like this, in fact.
Loving that the party whose slogan is ‘Family. Community. Country’ are now claiming that they lost because of ‘family voting’.
Well I hope you're happy. Sir Keir Starmer's 17 year old son will now be forced to take mandatory heroin in just a few months time, and it's YOUR fault.
Didn't see much coverage for Sir Oink-a-lot in the run up, that's the woke MSM for you
In bad news, lots of people need to find a new plumber. The green menace prevails
Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt
So the candidate who left school at 16 with no A-Levels and who's spent her whole adult life vocational, manual jobs beat the ivory tower academic turned cushy media pundit, but you can be sure we'll still get plenty more casual description of the latter as "white working class".
UP THE GREENS! Fantastic!
The long 2010s are finally over
Waking up this morning I briefly thought it was Friday and the by-election had happened and I was too scared to look at my phone in case Reform had won. God help me during a General Election. It seeps into you, doesn't it? The dread? Anyway, on the off-chance you are voting there, VOTE GREEN FFS
A frying pan box saying "The ONLY pan you'll ever need"
Ready to start my Only Pans account
(about a week late with this joke)
Former Prince Andrew: No officer, when ever I was with Miss Conduct it was in a private office.
That's Mr Eubank to you.
#CallMyBluff
here's my hot take on the BAFTA stuff. basically I think [sprints out of room, down the stairs, jumps out of window, hails taxi to the airport where I buy a one way ticket to the South Pole, never to be seen again]
Shall I tell you who WASN’T in the Epstein files
“It was not big enough and it was in the wrong shade of brown so I’m not paying the invoice”
