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Did Trump just confuse Hamas with Hezbollah? It’s like Brüno confusing Hamas with Hummus.

Perhaps the best thing has been all the ex-Tory turned Reform former cabinet ministers having to defend Matt Badloss’s statement. Yep, this is what Reform is. Bad sports, sore losers and racist undertones. Hope they enjoy the political graveyard.

It’s 11:00, do you know where your children are?

Sleeping?!

Why are you still up?

Thank you, Will. Really helpful explainer! I will watch the elections from here with interest.

It’s a three horse race. Though the tactical vote range (not sure if this is a confidence interval) puts reforms estimate as the least volatile and most likely to go up. So I feel like Reform could win this

Did the tories do the same thing with that fact check thing during the 2019 General Election leaders’ debates?

I’m not against people having hobbies and renewed purpose. I just find the ones that make it a social media personality to try and make money out of it insufferable.

You should accept the bitter cold grip of work and the ever-escaping state pension age and get on with it 😉

Some people in their late 20s/early 30s really become insufferable with their new found hobbies or renewed sense of purpose in life. I blame this new-found social media influencer nonsense.

Our first mistake is paying any attention to John Cleese. Why do we give any time to these Monty Python has beens?

I decreed that we as a civilisation are fucked in the bar last night and then bought a round of shots. Had to be done

I agree! Plus her evidence was circumstantial. She had nothing direct to tie to Rachel. That plus upsetting everyone meant she failed massively

Bit late to the game but Harriet’s whole campaign against Rachel backfired massively. Things she could have done differently:
• not tell everyone about her background as an author and barrister; and
• used the questions Rachel asked the traitors at breakfast as evidence she was a traitor.

My friends joke that I answer alternate questions at the quiz. I don’t see it.

Quiz question: “what did Robbie William’s take a year doing a career break to study?”

Me: “Pete Townshend from the Who claimed to be researching paedophiles when he looked at images of child sexual abuse”

My boss literally said this to me today

Wow she HATES not being the one in the middle of everything. That nice old lady mask has GONE I bet she votes reform #TheTraitors

Me playing call of duty

This fucking moment #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk

This fucking moment #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk

This Fiona and Rachel arc is sensational #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk

Fiona has finally killed her nemesis, Maz #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk

“I tried 3 times”. But with tears of joy.

The poor guy sat opposite this girl talking his ear off about people who are “interested” in her. He deserves a gong.

One pro of eating more vegetarian food is that I don’t get food poisoning from my work canteen

My initial bet is Amanda, though the Editors could have made it look like she is the most likely secret traitor.

It’s just limited the power of the actual traitors. Completely upset the dynamic

My approach to working in the Gooch is to have my work phone on me and go to the pub (I haven’t worked in the Gooch since 2020)

Just as Facebook turns into AI slop, LinkedIn turns into Facebook

For all those being forced to play board games with your families this Christmas, I am sorry that your human rights are being violated. Amnesty International and Human Rights Watch have been informed.