Noodles in bio

I can't believe we've still done nothing better than sliced bread

A devil called Crucifer who's a piece of broccoli has this been done?

Was it on the side with the giant rampaging robot, sea monster and invading aliens or the one with the 50s diner and art deco cinema, cause that side always seems more chill

I don't 'run this account' I write stuff in a box and press post, run implies intentionality

If life had taught me anything it's that you'll never get rid of all your mucus no matter how hard you try

Now I know why shitposters never use punctuation it's because Melville used it all up

Nitrogen doesn't really make you do anything it's inert

Correct response no matter how many times you've seen them, giraffes are fucking cool

Racism, classism and free healthcare are basically the only things that matter. There's the economy too but all the parties are bad at that so it's moot

*Bestows your sword with Stink III*

You sure about that squire?

Terms and conditions do not specify so have any tacos you like, also doesn't say beers can't be non-alcoholic

Bridges v Lebowski is a tough one to call in round 2

Every life problem has one of two solutions: more water or more salt. Wait sorry not life I mean stew, every stew problem, life is way more complicated than this lol

Correct, but in this instance I was referring to the pronunciation of Cirencester, which gleefully ignores this convention in favour of Sy-ren-ses-ter

Maybe we should take a break and try again tomorrow

So close! Forget what you thought Worcester, Gloucester and Leicester taught you and just say what you see

You're gonna LOVE finding out about Cirencester

What's that? You want a list of things you might like to watch? Sure, here are all the things you've already watched, we KNOW you like these!

If AI were any good the first job it would have replaced is CEO, literally the most automatable job there is

You had me at canned chicken

What I worry about is that people will think this guy is Danny Spud and Danny Spud will be remembered as a hero whereas Danny Spud is the name of the guy he punched so we need to start calling him the Spud Puncher or something to recognise his noble actions

The powers that be vetoed prolapse seal

Sorry gravity, not this time

i don't know are you?

The planet is sleepwalking into the Overcast Age we must DO SOMETHING

We need to rebrand the climate crisis again as constant drizzle, that's the call to arms the masses need

This would be her Shooting Stars introduction

Don't forget ice hockey, the game that eschews the ball for a tiny disc invisible to spectators

Italy's 'Lovers’ Arch' collapses into sea on Valentine's Day The popular tourist attraction was a proposal spot for couples and featured on postcards.

This seems like a metaphor for something but I can't think what definitely not my marriage

Though the Spectator image someone posted on the thread shows the familiar homeboy usage from 1937 so what I've just said wouldn't be the etymological link