Christopher East

I know I don't post here much, but thinking about my week the phrase "assgasm" came into my head and I felt the need to share it.

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Not only that, but I grew up to live in it...

Check it out, I've got a new story from Sunday Morning Transport!

I have committed to an afternoon of hockey and pub cheese.

I wrote a political thing. Still not sure why, but I kind of couldn't not. Hang in there, everybody.

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Me on the internet, building a platform like...

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Nonsense in the Offing

I don't know how to internet, so...click on this enticing black image to read about the novel I'm self-publishing next year or something:

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Aw thanks, I'm glad you're enjoying them (and the show!)

My review of Leave the World Behind, Sam Esmail's flawed but engrossing disaster thriller.

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I can get behind this:

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I'm trying to mend my broken relationship with the internet. I wrote a little something about where my head is at.

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HeadlineI just read: "It's not Iman Vellani's problem The Marvels is a bomb."

Box Office Mojo:

There's also the narrative that it's a bomb because it didn't make as much as other MCU movies...but wasn't it still number one? Somehow I feel it would be a different narrative if this were Iron Man 8.

This is me, modestly attempting to be a person on social media again. I pulled the plug on the hellsite today. Hi, everybody!