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@fplpoirot

If the little grey cells are not exercised, they grow the rust. Best FPL rank: 17k - an anomaly, mon ami. βš½οΈπŸ“šπŸŽ₯πŸŽƒ

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1. If Trump runs out of immigrants to persecute, I suspect the next target for his performative sadism will be people with disabilities. Already, without a shred of evidence, he has blamed the air crash on disabled air traffic controllers, with horrible, stereotyping slurs about their disabilities.🧡

01.02.2025 08:34 πŸ‘ 2119 πŸ” 534 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 37

That's my plan. Everton have Leicester at home, then Villa have Ipswich at home. And both have a game vs Liverpool for a shot at table bonus. 2 home games vs promoted sides and 2 shots at table bonus, that's the narrative I've sold myself. Plus 1 more week after that too.

01.02.2025 08:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This damn song gets stuck in my head all day. I just blurt it out around the house, down the pub, without realising it’s coming out.

That particular line I always thought was:

β€œFired at the sun! Doing what you’ve always done!”

Strange one to scream in front of your mates πŸš€β˜€οΈ

30.12.2024 08:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great show πŸ‘

19.12.2024 13:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Arsenal
Brentford
Liverpool
Man Utd

18.12.2024 13:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you've read Henry Winters piece on Rashford and are still making derogatory comments about him... you are literally part of the problem.

If he never plays for Manchester Utd again, he will always be one of our own. And a hero to thousands.

17.12.2024 21:06 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

How many minutes of football does Jian watch a week to give his insightful tactical analysis??

16.12.2024 11:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chelsea is a terrible away fixture though right?

13.12.2024 15:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My first thought is it's too powerful

11.12.2024 15:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep fair, that album is mint! But I think they have 3 better albums after that: Songs for the Deaf, Like Clockwork, and Era Vulgaris

09.12.2024 19:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Radiohead
Queens of the Stone Age
The White Stripes

09.12.2024 17:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome! United’s player of the season (so far) in that pic

06.12.2024 12:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had an absolute blast watching this! Everyone in the cinema was laughing and gasping and groaning and yelping and squirming around all over the place

01.12.2024 06:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜†

30.11.2024 17:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bryan Mbeumo in FPL teams next week

30.11.2024 17:27 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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GW13: Let's do this!

- Johnson > Saka βœ…
- Strand Larsen > Pedro βœ… -4
- 389k OR, Β£0.3m ITB
- Captain: Mo Salah!

Good luck all πŸ™Œ

Really like the team: cue impending doom…

#FPL

29.11.2024 16:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How privatisation works (and Thames Water is just the latest example).
1. A government takes a national asset built up with taxpayers' money and the work of public servants over many years, and hands it, for a fraction of its value, to a private company.
2. In doing so, it creates a monopoly.
🧡

18.11.2024 12:02 πŸ‘ 5290 πŸ” 2028 πŸ’¬ 170 πŸ“Œ 211
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SHARK!

25.11.2024 12:42 πŸ‘ 6264 πŸ” 457 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 27

Today? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

24.11.2024 17:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that’s mad, they’re 16th. Think it’s coz the fans weren’t into the appointment from the start

24.11.2024 15:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He should have known not to take his shirt off while celebrating. Self-defeating

24.11.2024 15:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

24.11.2024 15:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah this was a real surprise. Have you seen MadS? My top horror of 2024, French film I think it’s on Shudder

24.11.2024 06:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha, I beleave you

23.11.2024 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta be leaving the dream right now?

23.11.2024 19:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice πŸ‘Œ

23.11.2024 13:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah blatant from behind on the achilles

23.11.2024 12:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

23.11.2024 12:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you mean tweeting pure unadulterated FPL trauma then sure, I'll be around!

23.11.2024 09:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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GW12: Let's do this!

- TAA > Timber βœ…
- 456k OR, Β£3.7m ITB
- GW13 plans: Brennan > Saka (1FT)

Good luck all πŸ™Œ

#FPL

23.11.2024 08:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0