Luce

big food coma fr,,

for @/FreekerrAD

Resident Evil Requiem? More like Resident Evil Trip Hazard

Danganronpa but for elected officials

Economy so bad that people gotta Afterpay the Golden Corral and Klarna the tip

Dude I thought they ganked you for a moment 💔

Vile 💔

Hyperfixate this hyperfocus that 🙄
WHERE ARE THE HYPER COCKS

Mmphf.. maybe just.. a couple more..

AMAZING Valentine's piece done by @puchothecat.bsky.social ! featuring the silly boyf himself @tetroidvigor.bsky.social 💜💚

Full colored piece for @extralargechip.bsky.social ! Thanks again!!

Words are coming out of my mouth but I'm not sure if I imagined saying them

I am so high that my phone is trying to escape my paw

Reverse gravity between us

Generic white dude gave me the HARDEST blue eyed fluoride stare just now. He wouldn't stop looking at me for like ten seconds straight 😭

Using a hyper's dick like a seesaw

A torrent of beans (laminar flow)

I ran out of my venlafaxine and missed a few doses and by day 4 I was happy crying to random videos but couldn't sleep anymore

Is the full spectrum of human emotion worth the insomnia 🤔

I would see right through your ruse
But if getting fatter is more convenient than watching my weight, I will do it almost unquestioningly

Weighed in at 467 last night... >>

>:L
Don't do that
Or else....

I have a hell of a time 'managing' my weight (ie not getting fatter) because I eat compulsively when there's food around. So in an effort to preserve my wardrobe for a little bit longer, I will start binging on protein shakes and filler foods

I agree. Badgers should be massive and fat as hell

Remember when this went all the way around?
Yeah, me neither

Are you asking or offering... 🤔

The snack that fights back...

BPD sucks because you never know for sure whether your feeling are 'real' or 'made up'. Your emotions become a weakness.

Hell yeah! :3

Two blob orca filling a whole water park tank while eating smaller orcas.

Commission for @sonderq.bsky.social
Big meals are better shared with friends c:

And who set that system up

🐈‍⬛ "You do NOT have to chug hard liquor to make me happy."
🐕 "Hi. I am Bella Hadid"

species dysphoria: I'm picky about meat

stop posting gay shit on bluesky and attack the blood sucking moquitos