[walking through the airport from minority report with a date]
HOLOGRAPHIC AD: hey Trevor, want to keep making progress towards penis growth?
ME: Ahaha nooo wrong guy
AD: Prehensile penis correction surgery today
ME [quietly]: bookmark [loudly now] uhhhh what the FUCk
Unfortunately this quote is way funnier if you say it like Linkara
i made jim davis write “these events are canon” on a comic strip where he drew jon arbuckle drinking dog cum and he hired a crisis pr firm about it
just heard a guy on youtube say "in the grand scream of things"
Tycho man can you shut the fuck up and just play. Can you do that for me bud
These two are sniffing for something, and something crazy will happen soon. #photography #dogs #bassethound
i got a new toothbrush and it says "not tested on animals" on the box. i fuckin hope not. i gotta put that in my mouth
Bad situation to be in,
with resident evil requiem they sort of made two games. one where you play as a girl, which is really really good, and one where you play as a resident evil legacy sequel protagonist, which is just ok
Ooo girl. Shock me like the fucking eel!
Did this show fuckin suck people off when they watched it? What the hell is the obsession with it
No RE9 mercenaries is killing me
Uhhhhh fuck. Well I have it because it’s in Alan Wake 2
this is how multiplayer games treat your data while demanding you install kernel level secureboot rootkits to ‘prevent cheating’ lol
Project Penis
Majima: Video games are a lot like sports. The key's to keep practicin' and not set limits for yourself.
@newvgadvisor.bsky.social
Leon: "Listen pal, I'm married to my WIFE!"
Wait, Leon is wearing a WEDDING RING in Requiem? This is genuinely the most shocking RE thing I’ve ever heard
Nancy 2/9/26
I love her mischievous face on the airdropped photo so much
Nancy Day 10!
Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱
Don’t sign your tweets,
Pure godless evil.
What if there was a guy called Gay Guy Who Sucks And Pisses You Off
Now hold on a second,
perfect parry
Why has no one tried replying to all of Isaac Chotiner’s questions with “shut da fuck up”?
