Dr. Brian O'blivion

Well heck, i was just talking out my ass, swapping out my own weed preference for cocaine!
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"I bear the mark of Kroger but i wish to gain passage through the double doors of Food Lion & explores it's foodstores for suitable provisions."
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"I shan't be long and i brought a list to aid in discovery."
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"Goddamn motherfucking pieces of shit, ANSWER ME!!!"
"Food Lion Loyalty unlocked, sir"

Janitor/the middle dad still funny as hell?
Hope so, unless he died, then i hope he's as hilarious as heaven.
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I didn't listen to the speech but am confident that if their mouth is moving, they are talking about ordering people into levels below them using that scroundel blend of paytriotic religiosity to steamroll opposition.
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That's my mom but she would be flipping through a catalog of Ballard Designs or In Style.
And she would immediately ask if i liked this color of rug in the living room instead of answering a question about sex. Would try to get back on topic, but she would just say,"so you don't like the color?"
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That sounds like doppelganger talk, Gef.
It's still Gef right? Not like, Gof now or something?
Whatever, it's lunchtime near me so i hope you get whatever shadow-selves eat, like a subconscious sammie or bedeviled eggs.
Take care and maybe take a nap too.
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Well, they obviously aren't using the cocaine medicinally.
They gotta use a line in the morning & get a jumpstart but when they start to flag switch to coffee until after lunch & then do another line once back in their office, allowing for 30 min. of acclimation to cokeland before human interaction.

A photo of a raccoon lounging on the roof with his paw hanging over the gutter.

Hang in there kitty!
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They fucked up by not adding a (s)mashed potato layer with bacon bits and crushed Ruffles.
Hard pass for half-ass execution.

And the big secret about ranch that Hidden Valley doesn't want you to know: garlic powder is thee active ingredient in all ranches.

Maybe if he drops that statue on someone's head he can then leave early.
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A little off topic but this black cat from the neighborhood came by for food and i got to see him up close and on his back leg he has a bit of all white on his toes like the lady's right front paw pictured. Seen a bit of preacher collar on an all black cat before but never just a paw!
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Vivid, brilliant mural of 'Prince Far I - The Voice of Thunder' in Rasta colours with a Cry Tuff 7" label, Bible etc

Loving seeing the memory and legacy of the unconquerable Prince Far I getting muralised in JA. Link to story in the Gleaner below 1/2

"Well-publicized rarity".
Need to remind myself to sleep on my stomach tonight so i don't die choking on 30 year old puke.

Goddammit Tammy, we just want the news not your loaded questions!

He gonna be so full, he's gonna pray for spaces between his names.

Hope you got room for this...

...HERTZ DONIT!
(Punches air and hits send)

Decorum³

Dang!

Imagine getting blasted at your job interview with the question,"So, tell us, why do you like breathing air?"!

I mean, haven't we have all wished to be Rand Paul's neighbor once or twice, like it's a York Peppermint Patty commercial?

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And he could use the steady paycheck if the tabloids are true!

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Sorry but while in the throes of a hateful yet ecstatic vision, i failed to mention it was the airplane crew and the DHS staff aboard who had dreams of dripping sugar plums dancing in their heads.
Again, sorry.
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His first big test is how he receives the deluxe accommodations to a crew and staff, who i imagine are all ready to cut one of his extra names off if they cannot reach his balls.

And consensus pick is...

...wait for it! ...

... Cory Lewandowski!

As someone who missed out on a lot of internet tech, lore, and smartphones until the 2020s, i appreciate your restraint.
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Adding cosmic and spiritual force to the inherent shame of being caught jorkin it truly is one of the greatest living sins of our lives.

The comic book adaptation was done by the Laird and Eastman and it's pretty spectacular.

Dang!