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Collector, film nerd. Be prepared to see action figures. Maynard Brewer. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLZjQWGZMu43xWeV649BEsw

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Alright, wake done. Next up funeral mass tomorrow.

07.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Batman cufflings are go. Let’s do this!

06.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me tomorrow

06.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@spacecastle.bsky.social

06.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same! In college that’s all I heard about so one night I got a mushroom pizza. I farted up a storm but that’s about it.

06.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone even said to try acid for it all. And all that apple cider vinegar did was leave a bad taste in my mouth.

06.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Even the sugar coated worms were useless.

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone suggested I try some gummies to help me deal with the stress I’m under now. So I went to Market Basket and picked some up and they’ve not done a damn thing. What a waste.

06.03.2026 12:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This was a great episode and the opening lines are hysterical.

05.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not even a square hammer? Darn it.

05.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did he come with any accessories like Mary on a cross?

05.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s a business and a town on the south shore of MA.

05.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I never understood the goo goo dolls popularity.

05.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck?

05.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fact!

05.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife said I yelled a lot too. Oh boy lol.

05.03.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow those dreams last night. Man I’ve got a lot going on

05.03.2026 11:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
He was drafted.
He was drafted. YouTube video by VonLodsch

One of the best lines ever on film. youtu.be/7DaVjAmWEDw?...

05.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Apparently one was wearing my fleece and drying themselves off.

04.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Glad they’re taking care of my red fleece I let them borrow.

04.03.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought there’d be way more people I knew who would’ve had a house keeper based on tv shows I grew up with.

04.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I firmly believe my kids have killed Jedis. It’s the only explanation for all the clothes on their floor.

04.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The owners were wankers and sabotaged themselves. It just became a toxic brand.

03.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your toast is set to stun.

03.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been wondering if Netflix knew what would happen and swoop in and buy it up at half the price in a couple of years.

03.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

We were worried in the 80s. But we didn’t drill anymore. There were still fallout shelters in my middle and high school.

03.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just talked to my sister, and she and I agreed having her in the hospital will make it easier for us to plan the rest of the week as she keeps tossing monkey wrenches into the gears.

03.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d feel bad for her but we don’t get along. That’s cold I know but she’s been pretty cruel over the years.

03.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So my mom was admitted overnight for observation. I need this script to have a rewrite

03.03.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse

What it feels like.

03.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0