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Jessica Albatross

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The sexiest bitch at this bingo hall

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Cool I'm logging off the internet forever

21.02.2026 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Extremely specific but The Dream by Thee Oh Sees, specifically the Live at KEXP version. Or Joy Division's Atmosphere. Totally different vibes but these are my picks

20.02.2026 04:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting dragged out of 30 Rock for trying to explain Gorillaz lore to Lorne Michaels

14.02.2026 04:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bad Lieutenant: Porta Potty New Orleans

14.02.2026 04:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Poo world order. These guys stink!

13.02.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Solid Snake? Not this time!

13.02.2026 05:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooooh which one??

13.02.2026 05:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We know man

13.02.2026 00:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incredible wife got me a French press coffee maker for my birthday so now I'm going to be more annoying

12.02.2026 18:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"88 years" we literally can't get more on the nose

12.02.2026 07:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so glad you posted this because I always need more non-NYT word games

11.02.2026 07:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More like Crapone

10.02.2026 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You gotta post like no one is liking

09.02.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't watch it because I'm a Well Adjusted Person but I'm gonna guess it was pretty bad!

09.02.2026 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Digimon Honsou. Is that anything

09.02.2026 19:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now I'm remembering why the Titans fired Vrabes

09.02.2026 04:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyways he ate that apple like it was an ear

09.02.2026 04:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really glad a rapist got on tv to call Americans "fudgey" for RFK

09.02.2026 04:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Bad Bunny show was the only good part of this game

09.02.2026 02:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dudes rock

08.02.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This modern retelling of Stand By Me sucks

07.02.2026 13:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How it feels to chew 5 Gum

07.02.2026 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey guys, I'm saying this as someone who will eat almost anything: those IHOP lays are fucking terrible

06.02.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*to the tune of Karma Police* Baba Ghanouj

05.02.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Study finds words have meanings

04.02.2026 03:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My best friend at work is just a dude who he and I recommend restaurants to each other it's great

03.02.2026 17:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watch La Brea on NBC

02.02.2026 03:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jeffries taking a hard stance on banning...something illegal. Incredible work sir

30.01.2026 03:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Martin Sheffield Lickley may have only appeared on Comedy Bang! Bang! five times but he will always be my favorite guest Drew Tarver you're incredible

29.01.2026 03:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of Baby Waluigi. A little cartoon baby in a purple shirt, black overalls, red shoes and a purple hat with an upside down capital L. He is extremely cute. Also his nose is very pink compared to the rest of him

An image of Baby Waluigi. A little cartoon baby in a purple shirt, black overalls, red shoes and a purple hat with an upside down capital L. He is extremely cute. Also his nose is very pink compared to the rest of him

He's just like me fr

28.01.2026 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0