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Trump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’
Trump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’ https://theonion.com/trump-to-americans-you-wont-have-to-pay-your-sons-cell-phone-bill-when-he-dies-at-war/
Aaron Renn is a senior fellow or researcher at various institutions, the latest being American Reformer: "to promote a vigorous Christian approach to the cultural challenges of our day, rooted in the rich tradition of Protestant social and political thought." Just another think tanks lobbyist.
My sister made a felt Mort Inkingbot. (I'm not going to fault her for an inaccuracy: he should be holding a martini glass and not a coffee mug)
Everybody's working for the the: Weekend
@robotswithcoffee.bsky.social #robotswithcoffee
Happy friday, get a move on.
Making some comic strips
Trump: yeah gas is expensive. Go fuck yourself that’s why. Americans are gonna die. I could not give half a shit.
Democrats: well it was tough but we found a bunch of candidates that will definitely lose to that guy, somehow
Today's comic strip, plus a recap of this week's strips. robotswithcoffee.com/2026/03/05/m...
Noem fired. Halligan getting disbarred. Things are slowly turning around and the fashy machine is getting jammed up and slowed down.
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the only consistent funny thing about trump is how little he respects anyone in his orbit
I'm sure he's a gross complicit republican, but if he's smart Senator Mullin will turn down the job if it's to stay the course of doing awful things to people. If he gives up a spot chosen by the people and hops on only to be fired soon after...
Noem is the first cabinet member that was fired this term, right? How long in the 1st term did people last? Who was the quickest fired?
Happy Thursday on a day off-ski.
Fish are jumpin' today.
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Today's comic strip, plus a recap of this week's strips. robotswithcoffee.com/2026/03/05/m...
The war is so chaotic and destructive, "well it already started" is a bad look for any @democrats.org
I would advise writers attempting humor in comics not to make pop culture references. Not only will they not age well but you can't count on your audience being familiar with the source material. Better to have it reference itself and give your audience all of the context it needs to get the joke.
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed
It is wild to me that DOGE/Musk could dismantle so much of the government in just a few months from a combination of anti-regulatory personal greed and fascism-tinged stupidity and no one will ever face any consequence for it.
Happy Wednesday. Gotta get through today, 2 days off after. Long weekend!
![[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.]
From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes:
NEWSREADER:
Extraordinary images here
of an expat in Dubai
[The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly]
…Having their first ever geopolitical thought.
[CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones].
CLIVE MYRIE:
To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent
DAVID JONES:
Clive, this is momentous
It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’.
[Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same]
You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self.
It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts.
CLIVE MYRIE:
Which are…?
DAVID JONES:
You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes,
I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa.
CLIVE MYRIE:
And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days?
DAVID JONES:
I think we can expect to see:
“I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To”
CLIVE MYRIE:
Mmm.
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[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]
Trump installed a secular communist dictator in Venezuela. Now he’s about to install a Muslim fundamentalist dictator in Iran. Has there ever been a more fairminded president?
by Marc Thiessen
All I can think about is Jeff Bezos saying that he slashed jobs at the Washington Post — including those of foreign correspondents in the Middle East — based on "the data," and a few weeks later a whole war breaks out in the Middle East that these laid off folks would have covered as true experts.
Hey I make comics strips, yay
Was this too harsh? These are bonkers people in charge and our expensive defensive stuff gets pwnd in stupid ways. Like a cosmic joke with a lesson they won't learn because their religion guiding foreign policy to mass death doesn't allow for any irony or poetic justice.
Sorry, your unbaptised unborn babg won't get into heaven when you're all vaporized by an Iranian drone that snuck past F15s (that were 'accidentally' gunned down by our allies we trained in our less effective fighter jets)
They need to be told in person as they're packing up their desks why they got primary'd out, and to back their replacement in the election.
