Telesilla

A collection of SF Giants bobbleheads from the Dynasty Era.

Moved the boys downstairs!

they were gonna send Kristi Noem to a nice farm upstate but they were worried about the safety of the dogs

The only one who could ever reach me /

Was the son of a…

>indefinitely at war with Persia

Yeah that checks out

ending her career lying about an orwell quote while the entire room is getting news notifications about how she’s been fired and clearly doesn’t know it, perfect

Thinking about that clip that was going around yesterday. “You’re the Secretary of DHS…for now.”

From the top rope

One was a school teacher/bus driver/basketball coach in a tiny NorCal town. He also helped with the walnut harvest at the family’s orchard. The other was a train engineer in the northeast.

Sustain your friends with what you have, you have it by the grace of god; of him who fails to sustain his friends one says, 'A selfish ka'. (Instruction of Ptahhotep) (ALL)

Mattress removal and delivery accomplished! Since the old one needed replacing about 4 years ago, I'mma have a very happy back.

Oh great, we're out of vacuum cleaner bags.

Moving the stuff I needed to move so my mattress could be delivered took less than an hour. It’ll be at least a week before everything is back in its place. tbf I am also decluttering, but still.

🧵

The Gen X urge to shout, shout, let it all out

Tuna Noodle Casserole

The Gen X urge to do anything for love (but not that)

Of course this was the easy stuff. My shelves and closet still need lots of work. I didn’t quite get to hoarder status, but it was closer than I like to think.

Another productive day. Still sorting shit in my bedroom, but my back started twinging so I stopped. I managed to get rid of a bunch of garbage, but probably won’t be up to making dinner tonight. Hopefully the broccolini will hold out another day.

"Bedford Borough Council holds no authority over the Council of Nicaea and was not responsible for the creation of the moon 4.53billion years ago."

Today in Better Living Through Chemistry: I sorted the laundry, packed up a bunch of clothes to give away and some to throw out, sorted a junk drawer, swapped out the cat’s towel and his food mat, and washed some dishes. \o/

ME IRL

#BaseballSeason

Long lyve ai;dr!

WAIT WAIT this is the terminally online millennial website, there's one correct answer here:

every single "principled libertarian" put on the red hat in 2016 and i don't think we should let them take it off and pretend like they're real intellectuals again now that he's unpopular

Stop what you are doing and look at this

"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"

Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.

I don't want a peerage any more than I want a king. GO HOME.

Wonder how not political Dave Roberts is feeling right now? I hope Jackie's ghost haunts your triflin' ass.

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what