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Jean-FranΓ§ois

@nerdyplutoid

Montreal-ish, Canada πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦βšœοΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Caffeined corporate cleric by day. Pop culture, politics, opinions and a dash of thirst. My opinions are my own.

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*news app buzzes on my phone*

Me: *groans* "What has that orange bitch done now?"

13.01.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The success rate USA-backed regime changes for people actually living in said regime over the years is thinner than Donald's skin...

04.01.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a robot dressed as santa claus says " won 't you join my slaying tonight " ALT: a cartoon of a robot dressed as santa claus says " won 't you join my slaying tonight "

*slams laptop shut 'til Jan 5th*

23.12.2025 23:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm finally caught up. The world is a better--and clearly hornier--place with #heatedrivalry plowing ratings everywhere πŸ₯²

23.12.2025 02:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's just so exhausting and senile...

23.12.2025 01:17 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A bit of #yule time amidst the chaos of it all.

22.12.2025 01:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The blind leading the gullible...

22.12.2025 01:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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three killer whales are standing next to each other with the words eat the rich above them ALT: three killer whales are standing next to each other with the words eat the rich above them
22.12.2025 01:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ya d'la misère à convaincre ses propres députés de rester...

21.12.2025 11:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a picture of a man with glowing eyes and the words " the void hungers " ALT: a picture of a man with glowing eyes and the words " the void hungers "

In the void lol

20.12.2025 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretentious new profile pic.

20.12.2025 23:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a blue haired anime character with blue eyes ALT: a close up of a blue haired anime character with blue eyes

*tentatively dusts off Bluesky*

20.12.2025 23:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's Budget Day: prepare for conservative pearl clutching, dramatics, and over-simplification.
#cndpoli

04.11.2025 15:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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From Paris with love -- xox
#halloween

31.10.2025 16:49 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thursday evening #knitting vibes while I catch up to like 4 weeks of Critical Role 🫣

30.10.2025 23:02 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The rise of AI--and its associated useless and often dangerous bullshit--is making me more of a luddite with each passing day.

29.10.2025 01:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*adds Gamestop to the sycophant shitlist*

27.10.2025 19:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One day Donald Trump will be gone, but we'll remember and hold to account the cesspool that helped him when they go crawling back under the doormat he walked all over them with.

27.10.2025 19:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hundreds gather for Charlie Kirk vigil in Windsor β€” some advocating for more Christianity in government | CBC News An evening vigil in downtown Windsor on Tuesday for slain American conservative activist Charlie Kirk focused heavily on the right-wing firebrand’s promotion of Christian nationalism, with attendees a...

Christianity belongs in churches, and it shoud STAY THERE (and pay their taxes).
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

05.10.2025 13:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Bi Visibility Day to all my bi kings, queens, and sovereigns! 😁

23.09.2025 11:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. ambassador 'disappointed' with anti-American sentiment in Canada | CBC News The U.S. ambassador to Canada is expressing frustration over the anti-American sentiment he sees in this country, including from politicians, after U.S. President Donald Trump hit most of the world wi...

Good morning to everyone except the US ambassador to Canada. May you spill your coffee and trip over your fucking arrogance.

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

19.09.2025 12:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*googles everything Disney owns*

This is getting complicated...

18.09.2025 11:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You could have had Kamala.

Instead you chose an orange turd who is doing exactly what he promised he would do and more.

It hasn't even been a year.

18.09.2025 11:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*scrolls for a minute*

I see they've gotten crazier overnight...

16.09.2025 12:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The queer and neurodivergent urge to redo your entire main bus on Factorio 😫 #gaymer

16.09.2025 12:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For now lol (Mais quand mΓͺme bcp plus sane lol)

16.09.2025 11:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The last few days have made a great case for deleting the internet.

15.09.2025 22:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

People getting fired over Charlie Kirk comments?

Those right-wing free-speech bullshiters are proving exactly that: they're full of shit.

15.09.2025 14:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me, any time I accidentally click on the Meta AI thingy...

19.08.2025 21:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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There are worse days off β˜•οΈ #coffee

13.08.2025 12:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0