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Having a movie theatre a huge Japanese grocery and a bookstore would suck to be honest. Build a thriving commercial street around that and in my opinion you're basically Hitler

04.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This has been part of the trans-kids moral panic for years, gay adults going "If I grew up now, they'd convince me I'm trans."

If your movement had real evidence, you wouldn't be pointing to alternative-universe hypotheticals! Child psychologists know the difference between gay kids and trans kids

03.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 2525 πŸ” 233 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 23

i feel strongly that anyone that thinks that there is a nefarious cabal of surgeons and doctors Transing people should be forced to try and schedule one (1) transsexual procedure

03.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 3976 πŸ” 655 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 11

Today you should send love to your trans friends. Tomorrow, too. Maybe every day for a while.

07.01.2025 04:28 πŸ‘ 990 πŸ” 335 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 27
pokopia font generator: maybe it will happen today

pokopia font generator: maybe it will happen today

02.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in an apron is talking to a man in a kitchen . ALT: a woman in an apron is talking to a man in a kitchen .

In my mind the usual word to follow β€œhot ham” is β€œwater”

03.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm late Gen X and all I'm saying is Millennials got fucked harder than anyone else. They were raised on post 9/11 American media and government and it's just been an endless stream of shit. And I'm not even talking about the 09 collapse. The wars, watching guns shred schools, social media insanity

28.02.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 5012 πŸ” 933 πŸ’¬ 116 πŸ“Œ 86

The level of rage I have towards the New York Times that enabled this while blaming us for it is indescribable.

26.02.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 4360 πŸ” 880 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 61

Because of the National driver register, since their licenses are suspended, trans folks cannot move to another state and get a new license until they remove the suspension on their existing Kansas license.

They can't even escape this by moving to another state.

26.02.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 4409 πŸ” 2399 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 113
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In the criminal justice system, snowball-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Snowball Unit. These are their stories.

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25.02.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 1609 πŸ” 225 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 15
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Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow

It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker

This was never about woman's sports

26.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 9395 πŸ” 4608 πŸ’¬ 233 πŸ“Œ 673

In honor of Twin Peaks day, give yourself a present.

Rather than feed a megalomaniac with your attention, try:

β€’Dancing slowly with your arms out
β€’Stacking donuts
β€’Eating pie
β€’Befriending a tree, or part thereof

25.02.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Some of these seem too wide for your face (I always have to get narrow glasses). I think in general it’s hard to pull off the circular ones but they look really classic on you!

21.02.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Adult Anti-Trans Legal Risk Assessment Map of the United States. Florida, Kansas, and Texas are marked "Do Not Travel" with dark crosshatched shading. Alabama, Arkansas, Iowa, Idaho, Indiana, Louisiana, Mississippi, Ohio, Oklahoma, North Dakota, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, West Virginia, and Wyoming are dark red for "Worst Laws Passed." Georgia, Missouri, Nebraska, New Hampshire, Montana, and South Carolina are orange for "High Risk Within 2 Years." Alaska, Kentucky, and North Carolina are salmon/pink for "Moderate Risk Within 2 Years." Arizona, Delaware, Maine, Michigan, Nevada, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Wisconsin, and DC are light blue for "Low Risk Within 2 Years." California, Colorado, Connecticut, Hawaii, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Oregon, Rhode Island, Vermont, and Washington are teal for "Safest States With Strong Protections."

Adult Anti-Trans Legal Risk Assessment Map of the United States. Florida, Kansas, and Texas are marked "Do Not Travel" with dark crosshatched shading. Alabama, Arkansas, Iowa, Idaho, Indiana, Louisiana, Mississippi, Ohio, Oklahoma, North Dakota, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, West Virginia, and Wyoming are dark red for "Worst Laws Passed." Georgia, Missouri, Nebraska, New Hampshire, Montana, and South Carolina are orange for "High Risk Within 2 Years." Alaska, Kentucky, and North Carolina are salmon/pink for "Moderate Risk Within 2 Years." Arizona, Delaware, Maine, Michigan, Nevada, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Wisconsin, and DC are light blue for "Low Risk Within 2 Years." California, Colorado, Connecticut, Hawaii, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Oregon, Rhode Island, Vermont, and Washington are teal for "Safest States With Strong Protections."

Youth Anti-Trans Legal Risk Assessment Map of the United States. Florida, Kansas, and Texas are marked "Do Not Travel" with dark crosshatched shading. The majority of states are dark red for "Worst Active Anti-trans Laws." Montana, Nebraska, Alaska, and several others are orange for "High Risk Within 2 Years." States including California, Colorado, New York, and other previously protective states are now light peach for "Moderate Risk Within 2 Years," reflecting the update that no state is considered low risk for transgender youth. No states appear in low-risk or protective categories.

Youth Anti-Trans Legal Risk Assessment Map of the United States. Florida, Kansas, and Texas are marked "Do Not Travel" with dark crosshatched shading. The majority of states are dark red for "Worst Active Anti-trans Laws." Montana, Nebraska, Alaska, and several others are orange for "High Risk Within 2 Years." States including California, Colorado, New York, and other previously protective states are now light peach for "Moderate Risk Within 2 Years," reflecting the update that no state is considered low risk for transgender youth. No states appear in low-risk or protective categories.

1. My newest Anti-Trans Legal Risk Map is here.

For trans adults, Kansas is the newest "Do Not Travel" warning, only the 3rd state to achieve that warning.

For youth, a change to the map increases risk to Medium in many states.

Nationwide risk remains extreme.

Subscribe to support my journalism.

20.02.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 1784 πŸ” 775 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 73
6 bad doodles with text under each one.
horseshoe crab is literally the animal horseshoe crab.
shoehorse crab is a crab riding a shoe, cowboy style.
crabshoe horse is a horse wearing literal crabs as shoes.
shoecrab horse is a horse telling a crab to go away.
crabhorse shoe is a pair of shoes, left one crab shaped, right one horse shaped.
horsecrab shoe is literally the same pair of shoes, flipped.

6 bad doodles with text under each one. horseshoe crab is literally the animal horseshoe crab. shoehorse crab is a crab riding a shoe, cowboy style. crabshoe horse is a horse wearing literal crabs as shoes. shoecrab horse is a horse telling a crab to go away. crabhorse shoe is a pair of shoes, left one crab shaped, right one horse shaped. horsecrab shoe is literally the same pair of shoes, flipped.

#InvertebrateShitposting as per @joabaldwin.com's request

19.02.2026 07:20 πŸ‘ 1517 πŸ” 508 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 17

OH hmmm I wonder if this will fix my car randomly fucking with the audio whenever Siri says something on CarPlay. Like it ducks and doesn’t un-duck.

19.02.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Then why did BART have a Board meeting last week where staff had to explain potential processes for closing the system and filing for bankruptcy?

16.02.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
3-panel comic meme:
1) Dog holding frisbee in mouth saying "Pls spend??"
2) Hand reaches for frisbee, dog says "NO WAGE!"
3) Close-up on angry dog saying "ONLY SPEND"

(meme based on original "Pls throw?", hand reaching and dog says "NO TAKE!", then angry dog "ONLY THROW")

3-panel comic meme: 1) Dog holding frisbee in mouth saying "Pls spend??" 2) Hand reaches for frisbee, dog says "NO WAGE!" 3) Close-up on angry dog saying "ONLY SPEND" (meme based on original "Pls throw?", hand reaching and dog says "NO TAKE!", then angry dog "ONLY THROW")

13.02.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 633 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars

13.02.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 10559 πŸ” 1772 πŸ’¬ 135 πŸ“Œ 138
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Too often when discussing trans rights, we’re forced to be on the defensive, as Republicans wage attacks.

Today, we take the opportunity to look forward by introducing my Trans Bill of Rights, a comprehensive vision to provide protections for all trans and nonbinary people.

11.02.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 5281 πŸ” 1465 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 101
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John Tesh to perform 'Roundball Rock' live at All-Star Game Sunday will mark the first live performance of John Tesh's song in a sports arena, the NBA said. Ludacris will perform Saturday before the All-Star dunk contest.

Tim Robinson better be on vocals. @ityslmemes.com www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

12.02.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Back to my old tricks - spending hours on the phone with health insurance companies looping around and around and around

07.02.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rebel Loon of Minnesota. No AI. Permission of artist. Please share far and wide. Other states are making their own state bird rebels in solidarity.

26.01.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
A very emo looking ICE agent.

A very emo looking ICE agent.

Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?

06.02.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 2060 πŸ” 193 πŸ’¬ 609 πŸ“Œ 1402

ok boomer

05.02.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

03.02.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 10620 πŸ” 2375 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 22
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a woman sitting at a table with her hand on her head and the words my head hurts ALT: a woman sitting at a table with her hand on her head and the words my head hurts

Did anyone get their new ACA insurance premiums yet? Mine went up $500 a month

28.01.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OMG I thought I was the only one

27.01.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: why didn’t they both fall out the window and die?

My boyfriend: well it’s not supposed to be an anti-gay story

23.01.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Debunking the Myth: Opossums Don’t Eat Ticks <p>Researchers have debunked a popular meme about Virginia opossums eating ticks. Careful analysis of opossum stomach contents (yes, the work of some researchers!) revealed many items, including worms...

I regret to inform, they don’t eat ticks

23.01.2026 10:22 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1