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Sam

@halaljew

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"you cant compare a movie like barbie to a movie like oppenheimer" wrong. fuck you. i can compare anything to anything. chocolate chip cookies are better than asteroids. R.E.M. is better than most kinds of cactus. it's easy for me

24.07.2023 00:18 👍 3483 🔁 601 💬 58 📌 24
graphic t-shirt with "steely dan- i'm a fool to do your dirty work" superimposed around a low resolution colorized picture of tony soprano driving a car

graphic t-shirt with "steely dan- i'm a fool to do your dirty work" superimposed around a low resolution colorized picture of tony soprano driving a car

we are so back. we are more back than anyone has ever been

03.07.2023 17:36 👍 284 🔁 24 💬 18 📌 3
Jen Phillips,PhD @ClutchScience:

Our college kid just called--on the phone-to ask if Bon Jovi was a real person

12:43 AM • 2/12/20 
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Jen Phillips,PhD @ClutchScience: Our college kid just called--on the phone-to ask if Bon Jovi was a real person 12:43 AM • 2/12/20 55 Retweets 26 Quotes 723 Likes

Many cultures around the world have a legend of a Bon Jovi-like figure.
Germans know him as Guten Joven;
in Brazil he is Bom João

03.07.2023 18:25 👍 1184 🔁 345 💬 36 📌 21

i do! i don’t like being underpaid, but the discount on groceries is pretty good (30% off everything in store) and i get to take home a lot of fruits, veggies, baked goods and packaged foods that we can’t sell for whatever reason. i got free cantaloupe and free cherries last week

02.07.2023 01:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(for context work at a health food store with all organic produce)

02.07.2023 00:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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got these at work the other day and they are delicious, felt a bit ridiculous bc earlier this week i got cherries at the farmers market (which were excellent) but the rainer cherries… i can’t pass them up man

02.07.2023 00:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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she just likes to sit

01.07.2023 18:55 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0