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Finally started reading Kagurabachi and this opening is already an all-timer.

Finally read Absolute Batman 15

What’s that? Sorry, can’t hear you, ghosts. I’m watching the commentary for Where The Buggalo Roam.

If I had a GameCube, an iPod full of podcasts, and my Futurama DVDs, I could do The Shining.

Genuinely have no context for Firestorm as a character besides that every time he’s shown up, he’s then proceeded to explode.

I've got a short story up at @clereviewbooks.bsky.social about a cable home renovation show and how it causes a small town to fall, rise, and then permanently fall. Big thanks to Caren Beilin for her wonderful edits on this.

I did not know syrups had even left.

Bruce going up against Absolute Joker for the first time

If I had headphones, I could do The Long Walk.

Y’all are right, traffic needs to chill the fuck out.

The Black Phone 2 is a great example of heightening. It asks the most vital question that a movie can ask: What if it was now an ice level?

In the war of Sheetz vs Wawa, this is like Russia annexing Crimea

Have literally never felt confident going head-to-head with these assholes. Generational pieces of shit in any dimension.

Happening now, they’re blaring this mix at ICE in LA.

I added captions.

Had pizza three days in a row and let me tell you: It was the fucking worst decision of my life.

Fucking FINALLY

Got sunburned on the top of my feet and it’s starting to peel.

I can’t go out tonight. I’m out of mana.

Anakin speaking in Star Wars: Episode 3

Ultimate Reed Richards aka The Maker talking with Ultimate Sue Storm

Can’t get this parallel out of my head and need it out in the world.

Check out my Dragon Ball-themed Rage Against The Machine cover band, Krillin In The Name Of

The only constant in being a Dungeon Master is people who are not Dungeon Masters giving you unsolicited advice about how to be a Dungeon Master.

Isaac Newton isn’t all that. An apple fell on his head. So what? Clumsy dumbass is prone to attacks from above, big deal.

A tweet of mine from 2022 that my friend Nikko just reminded me of: “When I reflect on the emotional weight of the last few years I suppose there is some small comfort in realizing the most despair I ever truly felt in life was getting repeatedly lost in the snow level of Goldeneye” 12:02 AM • May 1, 2022

Holds up

(Yelling over the mosh pit) You guys want to play Round Robin?

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Pregaming for lunch (Eating breakfast)

It’s over

David Byrne, do you have any ideas for dinner?