Zach H.

A pouch of Knorr brand instant cheddar broccoli pasta

This prepped with some fresh broccoli and a protein is a top tier meal

“DHS traps people with serial killer methods” arrives in the news one (1) day after “DHS taunts jailed children with Nazi methods,” for those keeping track

Jerry Lawson, the inventor of the video game cartridge.

This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.

The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.

Happy Black History Month.

now hold on just one minute. when I signed on to work for a creepy right-wing surveillance company named after seeing stones used by the dark lord Sauron to manipulate and control others in an attempt to enslave the free people of middle earth I had no idea we might do some evil.

I know it’s controversial but I will always side with “why should we change the idealistic symbols, they’re the ones who suck.”

that alt text is either far too kind, or absolutely brutal

no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

4 panel comic: Panel 1: A smug Nazi throwing up a Nazi salute Panel 2: The Nazi gets hit with a little water balloon Panel 3: The Nazi starts to shrink and shrivel Panel 4: The Nazi is a now tiny crying baby

A Nazi (2026)

"we don't want people thinking Democrats are for open borders" I am! who gives a shit!!! my life has been immeasurably improved by the presence of immigrants in my community, regardless of their status, there is literally no downside there! why would I give a shit!!!!

Boston globe anticipated things with a headline that says “deportations to begin: President trump calls for tripling of ice force, riots continue”

does anyone else remember when the Boston Globe did that mockup “what if Trump wins” front page and it got roundly mocked as satire (full thing with text: s3.documentcloud.org/documents/27...)

"if it sucks, hit da brick's!" —Roman Philosophers

QTP with the game you're currently playing 🎮

Have you tried loaded taco Doritos? Highly recommend.

Andrew Cuomo: It was wrong of the state to put so many migrants in New York City.
Rosarina Breton: They were already here.
Cuomo: It has increased the challenge.
Breton: You didn't answer the question, Mr. Mamdani, it's your chance.

Laura Ingraham's book cover, titled Shut Up and Sing, where she whined about entertainers expressing political opinions. It apparently does not apply to kid rock.

I know pointing out their hypocrisy is pointless but seriously...

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

Kyle Kulinski on Twitter posts an illustrated image, where Laura Loomer tells Hasan Piker "WE'RE DEPORTING YOU BACK TO TURKEY." In the drawing, Hasan Piker replies: "I was born in New Jersey." Laura Loomer replies to Kyle: "The left has no sense of humor."

On September 6, 2024, Laura Loomer posts a video, where she eats dog food. She writes on Twitter: "I just ate dog food. It's human grade. Which means you and your dog can share a taste, nutrient dense treat together. Order yours today at [link]" I post a screenshot of this tweet and write: "i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post."

not true

The cutest dog in the world, being cute, with her lip stuck up on her tooth.

This little freak is very adorable

I wasn't sure if I wanted to know the full context of this but holy shit I'm so glad I looked to find out

Mass report this as misleading.
Fuck this

Opinion | Charlie Kirk Didn’t Shy Away From Who He Was. We Shouldn’t Either.

wrote on charlie kirk for the newsletter this weekend

The chances that Hegseth will get sucked into a jet engine live on TV are slim but not zero, and that gives me some hope

At age not quite 3, my son picked a tortilla chip up off the floor in the Mexico area of Epcot, and before my wife and I could process what was about to happen...chomp.

I've been rewatching it, and twice in the past week while eating fries Jenna's improv popped into my head

"I sure do like them French fried potaters"

"No you don't, Oprah."

Modern day Mortal Kombat lore has gone pretty heavy on time travel/alternate timeline shenanigans, and it's pretty awesome IMO. But it does mean that dying in the MK universe is sorta like dying in the Marvel comic book universe: there's a good chance that, eventually, you'll be fine.

idk what a grok is but i do know if i met one in person i would beat it with a mallet

A black and white drawing of three dachshunds arranged vertically, each holding a different optical illusion object in its mouth, and the dogs themselves drawn as if a single line optical illusion. The top dog holds a Penrose triangle, the middle dog holds a Necker cube, and the bottom dog holds a Penrose trident. The dogs’ bodies are elongated in an exaggerated cartoon style. The artwork is signed “@IndieTheIntrovert” in the bottom right corner.

Everyone stop, this is important

Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”

“If you die, you let them off the hook.”

Needed this reminder today.

The hackiest late night writers are absolutely dunking on this administration, and they're still pulling off their agenda mostly unimpeded...what the fuck do you even do with this?

Never tried that but definitely making a note of it. Thanks!