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Former PhD Candidate in theology. Former pastor. Former Ontarian. Former lots of things. Now just a fly trying to find its way out of the fly-bottle. He/Him

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Can someone please let my wife know?

Me, examining my library:

08.03.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Westboro Baptist be like

26.02.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t mean to tag Rupert Murdoch’s Bible app, in the wrong translation.

24.02.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Luke 1:78-79 (NLT) - Because of God’s tender mercy, the | YouVersion Because of God’s tender mercy, the morning light from heaven is about to break upon us, to give light to those who sit in darkness and in the shadow of death, and to guide us to the path of peace.”

In the tender compassion of our God
the dawn from on high shall break upon us,
to shine on those who dwell in darkness
and the shadow of death,
and guide our feet into the way of peace.
‭‭Luke‬ ‭1‬:‭78‬-‭79‬

24.02.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just following in the footsteps of his hero.

24.02.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Piqued.

09.02.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I’m so late to this. All your other reply guys are absolutely correct.

09.02.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am them.

09.02.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Strong β€œI don’t see colour” vibes.

09.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am not calling Bad Bunny or anyone involved with his show β€œsex workers”(though maybe some are or have been, who knows?)”

I continue to pray for a world where this information about someone else’s life is as irrelevant as Jesus begs us to make it.

09.02.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is my new favourite thing.

09.02.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.01.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pierre congratulated the man who wants to annex this country for its natural resources.

Let that sink in.

04.01.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Motion, seconded, carried!

04.01.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Barking Dogs by Terence M. Green?

04.01.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
04.01.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know that we're talking Catholic doctrine here, of which I am no expert, but I love that the premise of the question is that to be in a state of grace is entirely dependent on your ability to pull yourself up by your spiritual bootstraps by obeying all the rules.

30.12.2025 16:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

D) All of the above.

24.12.2025 16:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Excuse me, former BLUE JAY what now? πŸ‘πŸ»β€οΈ

08.12.2025 01:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

guys who are obsessed with the vikings love to tell you there would be no violence in an all white society

29.07.2023 08:21 πŸ‘ 245 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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23.11.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Concepts of a plan.

19.11.2025 18:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With the writing on the wall that the files will come out, the normalization has begun.

14.11.2025 02:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used the word mapquest just yesterday.

11.11.2025 04:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would having the league’s best pass rusher help?

11.11.2025 03:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.11.2025 03:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My 17yo daughter just told me that I look like β€œold Ryan Gosling” and for a whole bunch of reasons I definitely have no idea how to feel about that.

09.11.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Wealthy, A Two Act Play.

This is the only kind of person who is able to become the world's richest man.

07.11.2025 14:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œCan you provide an example of such antipathy, Mr. Cuomo?”

01.11.2025 17:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Since moving to Calgary, we get 600 minimum.

31.10.2025 20:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0