the peche mode

this is all the gen 2 team sprites if they coughed

it's on the table if she brings me a banh mi from the place I *do* like...

I said no because she was going to the banh mi place that makes the veggie ones with mushroom instead of the one that makes them with tofu :(

love to get a text from my wife that just says "do you want to bang me?" and then a phone call three seconds later where she says "sorry I'm driving right now and my voice-to-text is acting up. do you want a banh mi?"

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

for the life of me I could not figure out how to prevent FOUC even on my tiny little hugo site but I just learned about font-display and preloading...🧘

that one tweet that's like "eventually you too will get bored of public vulnerability and become interested solely in making your apartment nicer" but instead of "making your apartment nicer" it's "making all the fonts and shit on your website load faster"

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

getting off the toilet on wobbly legs like a baby horse being born

Roxy Music - Amazona [HQ] YouTube video by CitizenGatsby

I have to give him props for the 10/10 song choice at least

(~*~ and longings more profound ~*~)

well okay it's not actually very good. which I expected because morrissey fell off twenty years ago lol. but I feel like in theory he should be able to ape a decent ferry voice yk...

morrissey releasing a roxy music cover in 2026 is my 9/11

stared at browt so much i had a vision

I assume luvdisc isn't going anywhere and if delibird also sticks around then we have the chance to roll the worst team of all time

ledian is back in gen 10 so you know what that means... randbats is getting another 40% win rate mon 🔥🔥🔥

A YouTube thumbnail picturing a very fat old Bassett hound laying on the floor with the title of the video "No more depression. Meatball is ready to kill"

The Two Weeks When Luigi Died Last timestamp of a file (gfxmain.c) that has Luigi's code active as part of the program: February 6, 1996 Earliest timestamp of a file (shade.c) that has Luigi's code commented out, signifying he is no longer being developed: February 20, 1996 This means that the idea of including Luigi in Super Mario 64 was abandoned in these two weeks. -By the way, what happened to Luigi? Miyamoto: Well... until February, he was in the game. (laughs) This is also completely consistent with a statement by Shigeru Miyamoto in a June 1996 interview. Source: x.com user @Alieneer_TF2, shmuplations.com/mario64

According to internal files and interviews, Luigi has been part of Super Mario 64 for 85% of its development time. New insights from development data allow us to narrow down when exactly he was abandoned, being the two weeks between February 6, 1996 and February 20, 1996.

I've submitted so many notion bug reports at this point that they should really be paying me as a QA contractor... and you know I write a damn good bug report

my favorite costco lore though is how their procurement teams track commodity prices under a microscope and so if a supplier tries to raise their prices the procurement guys can shoot back "how come? it doesn't look like [components of thing supplier sells] have gotten more expensive..."

idk if the current costco CEO does this but the #lore is that sinegal used to visit every single location at least once a year just to check on things. these guys do not fuck around

he sent this email at 9:01 AM

exactly

no it's true. they gave me a certificate and everything

I was once afflicted... but I'm better now ❤️

"lesbian fujoshi" will be in the DSM-6

Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me

it is AND obviously the real eames is expensive as fuck but I still feel like the tiny one shoud be way cheaper, proportionally speaking