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Freelance critic and terminally online figure. Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jakepcole/

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Mf thinks a chef outfit is a military dress uniform

06.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oops, All Unknown Unknowns

05.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if, and hear me out here, Markwayne were not confirmed?

It actually is possible to stop giving this craven goon what he wants, and it would be nice if the media would report it that way.

05.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

feels like a minute since i have pointed out that donald trump has pardoned more child sex offenders than every other president of the united states combined

05.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 3067 πŸ” 1045 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 23

To the extent that a question like this can ever have an objective answer, it’s Hamlet. But for sentimental reasons my reflexive choice is Othello, which finally unlocked Shakespeare not as a dusty thing I had to read but an eternally relevant resource.

05.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my first roger ebert byline! talking about the images of women produced by Survivor and how they've changed over the last quarter-century

05.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Still relevant!

05.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Introducing the Macbook Neoβ„’

05.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite of these comes from Tortoise Wins by a Hare, whichβ€”and this is important-came out in 1943

05.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm not an economist but if 900 people can afford to fund $3,000 checks to damn near everyone else in america and still be insanely fuckin rich afterwards maybe they have too much fuckin money

05.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 2251 πŸ” 592 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 3

We need better Democrats.

Not a single dollar more for Trump’s illegal war.

05.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 4974 πŸ” 864 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 25

greetings! we are the united states of america. our key exports are rc planes that bomb hospitals and lake-drinking robots that tell people to kill themselves

05.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 353 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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The simulation is breaking down, there’s a Georgia Republican named John F Kennedy??

05.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing this right next to video of the marine getting swarmed by cops and his hand broken by a shitkicker senator and vibrating fully out of my skull

04.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pete Hegseth has attempted to shove out every person of color and woman from the military just in time for them to need frantically to pull together the largest standing army since Vietnam entirely out of the MAGA core of sentient Vienna sausages and bird-chested Racist John Keatses. Best of luck

04.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Access Hollywood on Instagram: "β€œYou just made it sound like you’ve never watched a movie I’ve ever done.” πŸ˜‚" 48K likes, 653 comments - accesshollywood on February 22, 2026: "β€œYou just made it sound like you’ve never watched a movie I’ve ever done.” πŸ˜‚".

That would honestly track very well with this all timer moment where they were asked each other’s favorite movie www.instagram.com/reel/DVFFuBF...

04.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me when I don’t answer a text but then post on here or IG where that same friend follows me

04.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WASHINGTON (AP) β€” White House says Spain has agreed to cooperate with US operations in Mideast after Trump threatened financial penalties.

MADRID (AP) β€” Spain's government denies cooperation with US operations in the Middle East, contradicting White House.

04.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 2549 πŸ” 676 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 131

They’re gonna have to keep driving to the top of a hill to get a signal for the drones

04.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fellas is it good to launch Operation Red Dawn with a military purged of officers who refused to do a keg stand?

04.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Hum (1991) - Disco fight with Batman theme playing in the background
Hum (1991) - Disco fight with Batman theme playing in the background YouTube video by Miroslav Libicher

I want to draw special attention to this batshit sequence from the Bollywood hit Hum that you have to see to believe -- a disco fight set to the old Batman TV theme, with the characters mouthing along to the words. it is incredible. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8911...

04.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

The new Fleischer cartoon restorations that have been traveling from cinema to cinema are making their Blu-ray debut. This Volume 1 is an eclectic curation of 20 great shorts, some which have never been on home video in HD before. And the ones that have are gonna look a lot better on this disc.

04.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Greg Davies: That is one absolutely sodden infant. Excellent work.

Thetis: It's not as easy as you might think, dipping a baby in a river

Alex Horne: So the instructions for the task were to dip the *whole baby* in the river...

04.03.2026 08:33 πŸ‘ 195 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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Iwao Takamoto was one of the Disney greats. Films like Sleeping Beauty owe a lot to his meticulous lines.

The studio was a kind of home for him -- it was a big change. Just before, he'd been in the camps. We explore the story:
animationobsessive.substack.com/p/takamoto-a...

03.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 991 πŸ” 316 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 12

Very happy to see Iran actively degrading the capacity of the UAE to continue to so blatantly coordinate w/ the Trump Administration to create an ethereal tax evasion system based on merging Cryptocurrency w/ Banking

The UAE has 49% stake in World Liberty Financial; Trump's personal Crypto Company

04.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

23 years old today

04.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 451 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 34
03.03.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 2168 πŸ” 834 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 20

Mine is still Mike Johnson bc I’m sick of looking at his Stanley Tucci in The Lonely Bones ass visage, or Bessent, but he’s certainly up there.

04.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
In the Loop (2009) - The mountain of conflict
In the Loop (2009) - The mountain of conflict YouTube video by Alexei Djalagonia

youtu.be/L24Wol8yLwo?...

04.03.2026 08:04 πŸ‘ 311 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 6