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Atomic Liquors in Vegas is always a good time

04.12.2025 19:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Tik Tok teens have sass mouths and have been posting my liver and onions videos uncredited and making their own poor quality ones so I'm coming out of retirement for spite. One a day for a few days

18.05.2025 21:06 👍 103 🔁 32 💬 7 📌 0

My uncle was up there on a business trip when it happened and my mom has a jar of the ash he collected from his rental car.

19.05.2025 17:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shanley Tucci is a pro tier name

14.05.2025 15:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Studying the classics I assume

25.04.2025 16:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a h h , Y E S !
s a t u r d a y s a r e m a d e f o r
D A D S !

a n d d a d ‘ s C A R . . . !

01.02.2025 12:35 👍 36 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

Dan, it's Sam Altman again and I'm in trouble.

In the race to build AGI for all, I'm falling behind.

I know you've supported me before, but I need to know if you're with me now.

Will you share at least 10 more gigabytes of personal training data?

With stakes this high, we have to win.

16.11.2024 15:51 👍 240 🔁 27 💬 4 📌 2

(high school student, suspiciously) I dunno mom I think there's gonna be a jihad today. Connor's mom said she doesn't want him to be jihaded at school today. I guess I could get jihaded at high school today if you think it's important

13.10.2023 17:03 👍 193 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0
“The wane of Roman influence in northern Europe seems to have had little effect on the popularity of the cat: for the 500 years of the European Dark Ages, cats were highly valued for their rat- and mouse-catching skills.1 Several statutes mention cats specifically, showing just how valuable they were. One such statute, from Wales in the tenth century, stated, “The price of a cat is fourpence. Her qualities are to see, to hear, to kill mice, to have her claws whole, and to nurse and not devour her kittens. If she be deficient in any one of these qualities, one third of her price must be returned.” Note that this refers specifically to a female cat; toms were perhaps not regarded as equally precious. Fourpence was also the value of a full-grown sheep, goat, or untrained housedog. A newborn kitten was valued at one penny, the same as a piglet or a lamb, and a young cat at two. In a divorce, the husband had the right to take one cat from the household, but all the rest belonged to the wife. In Saxony, Germany, the penalty for killing a cat at this time was[…]”  Excerpt From Cat Sense John Bradshaw

“The wane of Roman influence in northern Europe seems to have had little effect on the popularity of the cat: for the 500 years of the European Dark Ages, cats were highly valued for their rat- and mouse-catching skills.1 Several statutes mention cats specifically, showing just how valuable they were. One such statute, from Wales in the tenth century, stated, “The price of a cat is fourpence. Her qualities are to see, to hear, to kill mice, to have her claws whole, and to nurse and not devour her kittens. If she be deficient in any one of these qualities, one third of her price must be returned.” Note that this refers specifically to a female cat; toms were perhaps not regarded as equally precious. Fourpence was also the value of a full-grown sheep, goat, or untrained housedog. A newborn kitten was valued at one penny, the same as a piglet or a lamb, and a young cat at two. In a divorce, the husband had the right to take one cat from the household, but all the rest belonged to the wife. In Saxony, Germany, the penalty for killing a cat at this time was[…]” Excerpt From Cat Sense John Bradshaw

"Cat Sense," John Bradshaw

"Cat Sense," John Bradshaw

“In a divorce, the husband had the right to take one cat from the household, but all the rest belonged to the wife,” claims John Bradshaw of Dark Ages divorce cat-law.

12.09.2023 11:56 👍 125 🔁 19 💬 7 📌 4
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Hello sir, I-*briefcase full of hot coals and well done steak falls open*

21.08.2023 18:17 👍 36 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

trump: autechre, prefuse 73, we're looking at adding the boards of canada... biden: he won't put fennesz on the playlist. you won't be able to make him. wallace: mr president? trump: can't study to fennesz. too sleepy. not adding him.

29.07.2023 08:44 👍 157 🔁 40 💬 5 📌 1