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They would give them out at astronaut themed birthday parties when I was a kid. There was a whole novelity section with them in it.

You'd also get these little fellas in the goody bag.

And just like Cruella Deville fans I wanna fucking MOTORBOAT Bellwether's mature lady tits.

Stuffing your gob with the freeze dried astronaut ice cream because you want to be JUST like your hero Buzz Aldrin.

Houston, we have a bellyache. Now your belly is beginning to bloat and round out, it sounds like nickels in a washing machine, and you can't stop getting bigger.

Too late
They are already here

-KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK- "IS SOMEONE NOT HAVING FUCKING FUN IN HERE?"

You'll have to go on the road now or they'll FIND you and forcefeed you birthday cake until you become a warehouse filling blob.

Thinking about some frat bros hiring a birthday cake stripper to pop out of a gigantic cake. She gets hungry waiting for them to say the cue word and begins eating out the inside, the heavy moist calorie-dense garbage fattening her up, until is a saggy blubbery immobile landwhale.

Today is officially my birthday. 🎂 I am 26. You have to be EXTRA nice to me today or else the birthday police will detain you.

I am gonna write tonight and this weekend. Gonna upload some shit (maybe) and go to outback steakhouse. If you wanna get me something that'd be cool.

“Ew your healthplay fat fetish will turn away the normies, no you can’t do that in the community 😭 I want normies to accept us.”

Payment processor: animal knee bad.

You just can’t make this shit up, I’m laughing because I’m appalled, soon normie grifter furries will consider plantigrade a fetish.

Cleveland Show (and family guy) made me realize I like fat bitches so thanks a fucking lot Seth McFarlane you ruined my boner.

Sadly the wholesale is only 10 boxes worth.

Kneading Loona, the tubbiest pubby around and her massive cheeks.

NEVER FORGET

big🖕to xeal for this btw, didn’t want to bring attention to it at the time but they legit tried to:
- call me out 4 liking feral (lol)
- incite a boycott over my friend’s MFF booth bcus that pal had (v kindly) flown me to out work for them

truly pathetic attempt @ punching down over a nothingburger

the people in the "think of the children" crowd seem to always be the most enthusiastic about thinking of children

#slob #stuffing alt!!!! The ice cream parlor is fresh out of chocolate and vanilla.

#blob

It's really sad I'm on more lists because I said some random thing and pissed some crybaby off rather than people putting me on lists because I make funny content, fetish drabbles, or share my comms.

It's just depressing and why I kinda "lash out" because I rarely, if never, feel accepted.

finally a CEO that's not afraid of eating her own food...

Bro us gainers do things a bit different, we LOVE how important food is to us, we respect our feeders, and our family becoming obese is everything!

Our staple food is gainer shakes and takeout, we celebrate every pound with homecooked dessert, and nobody can hold our food down like us!

My only guess is parents reading the books to their kids but none of these shows are like...meant for kids? At all?

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two men standing next to each other in front of a sign that says tool store ALT: two men standing next to each other in front of a sign that says tool store

You have to literally peel your home apart like a bandaid to get to all of the cool shit that the decades of houseflippers don't want you to know about.

The internet has a frustratingly short term memory when it comes to the ways censorship and content restrictions seep into every platform through the Trojan horse of moral panic. People desperately need to stop thinking these changes come from places of good intentions.

Don't ever tell your family you're saving up for a trip because all you're telling them is that you have money

Who the fuck is the target audience for these because it sure as fuck isn't children and I really would be scared if an adult actually went to the register and asked for the funko pop seinfeld book.

It's such a shame literature is dying. Goldenbooks was a treasure once. Now it's abysmal dogshit.

This too.

If you don't like it, just block and move on. Making call out posts or big stinks because an artist draws a kink you find icky is lame loser behavior and enables the kind of censorship we're experiencing.

Kinkshamers absolutely helped normalize all this puritanical censorship.

Reeeaaaallly hope the anti-kink kids, especially the queer ones, finally understand what camp they are in (it's fascism), and how it's bad for everyone but the actual abusers.

It's hard to put into words how much of a difference you can make to someone's day simply by reading a story they wrote, sharing it, and telling them that you liked it. Not only is the reading itself a worthwhile pleasure, it's also just a wonderful gift. It's so worth doing

A Gwen for Anon

I beg your finest fucking pardon