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This is why they want us talking about day care scams.

30.12.2025 21:53 👍 8442 🔁 3059 💬 154 📌 159
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MMA Junkie video editor Abbey Subhan dies at 45 MMA Junkie and the MMA media industry as a whole lost a true talent with the sudden passing of our colleague and friend, Abbey Subhan.

Heartbroken for Abbey and his family mmajunkie.usatoday.com/story/sports...

31.12.2025 04:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I accidentally littered one tiny plastic bag in Miami last week and I can't stop thinking about it.

23.12.2025 05:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

in LA. headed to phuket to meet with the casey. but it's gonna take an extra day now.

21.12.2025 19:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

aw man my next flight delayed tho and now i'm stuck at the airport overnight tmrw and lost the upgrade i saved up for. you win some you lose some.

21.12.2025 19:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Everything’s coming up Millhouse! Person in my row got upgraded so I get an empty seat next to me for my flight home, wheeee!!

21.12.2025 02:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.

I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

17.12.2025 20:56 👍 17864 🔁 3204 💬 595 📌 356
Point/Counterpoint: No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?

Point/Counterpoint: No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?

The Onion, 23 years ago.

theonion.com/no-blood-for...

17.12.2025 22:00 👍 21859 🔁 4999 💬 211 📌 117
18.12.2025 04:56 👍 62 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0

I have one of my three classes where I've emailed my professor half a dozen times this semester and have received no replies. He kept saying in lecture, "Just email me if you have any questions." WELP. I have tried all three emails given by the uni.

11.12.2025 19:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Grad school semester coming to a close and my finals are at the same time as a super busy fight week so I've been trying to get everything done early. I've been at my desk for 8-10 hours each day trying to get through all the reading and writing. I'm never going to finish!

11.12.2025 07:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Working at a coffee shop, lots of convos going on, super normal noise levels, but this guy across from me is saying every word he types out loud... I can't.

07.12.2025 23:02 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

During ratification of the 14th Amendment, senators discussed whether the Citizenship Clause would apply to the children of immigrants and resoundingly concluded that it did. The text and history all point in one direction and the counter-arguments are patently fraudulent. I am going to lose my mind

07.12.2025 19:19 👍 3083 🔁 905 💬 68 📌 25

On hold with Asiana Airlines, and the recording asks customers not to say racist things to the service people, and this made me extremely sad that people need to be told this.

26.11.2025 23:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hearing the entire commercial complain about latinos in America while driving around Miami was making me seethe. It sucks so bad!

22.11.2025 18:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yoooo I haven’t listened to regular radio in so long and I’m in an uber in Miami — the Homeland Security commercial is INSANE. What the f~~~~~~~~~~

How are stations running this nonsense propaganda

22.11.2025 16:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Left my phone at home so I could focus on studying. Forgot that I can't get into my campus library site without my phone because of 2FA. Silly me!

06.11.2025 23:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cool cool. opened up the coveredcalifornia ACA marketplace today and it looks like my premiums are going up $520 per month for my 2 person household.

06.11.2025 19:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did have this on my bingo card.

30.10.2025 08:08 👍 121 🔁 26 💬 7 📌 0

to speed up my spanish re-learn I changed my nintendo switch language and did not know my fav star-loving owl in ACNH is named Estela in Spanish instead of Celeste. I knew we had so much in common, Celeste.

30.10.2025 18:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

29.10.2025 21:44 👍 32711 🔁 14595 💬 1304 📌 1039

THE ORGANIST IS PLAYING NEVERENDING STORY

28.10.2025 06:45 👍 1643 🔁 187 💬 28 📌 21

Fireworks going off here in Gardena!!! #worldseries

28.10.2025 06:53 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

PERFECT SACRIFICE BUNT BY MIGUEL ROJAS. Winning run on 3rd base with 1 out for the Dodgers. #LADvsTOR #WorldSeries

28.10.2025 05:07 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Is it just me or did I hear the organist at Dodgers stadium play Golden? No seriously! Did I hear what i just hear?!!!#Dodgers #WorldSeries #Golden #KpopDemonHunters

28.10.2025 02:04 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.

Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.

The people who need help are not the problem.

It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

27.10.2025 21:08 👍 35868 🔁 13636 💬 1033 📌 623

I was wondering if anyone else noticed!!!

28.10.2025 03:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Onion: How to Join ICE

The Onion: How to Join ICE

STEP 1
Be born with something just…missing

STEP 2
Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you

STEP 3
Unlearn any secondary languages you may know

STEP 4
If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog

STEP 1 Be born with something just…missing STEP 2 Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you STEP 3 Unlearn any secondary languages you may know STEP 4 If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog

How to Join ICE

theonion.com/how-to-join-...

20.10.2025 22:04 👍 10534 🔁 2309 💬 156 📌 72
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Before Alaska Flooding, E.P.A. Canceled $20 Million Flood Protection Grant

The Alaska Native village of Kipnuk was due to receive a $20M grant from the EPA that they were going to use for flood protection.

It was labelled “wasteful DEI spending” and canceled.

The recent storm destroyed homes & flooded Kipnuk: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/c...

15.10.2025 20:17 👍 368 🔁 224 💬 11 📌 7
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(AP) — Dozens of reporters turned in access badges and exited the Pentagon on Wednesday rather than agree to government-imposed restrictions on their work, pushing journalists who cover the American military further from the seat of its power.

@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/pent...

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