Kat

Hegseth always looks like...

This International Women's Day, please remember that trans women are women. Full stop. No qualifiers.

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

a pink orange and red sunset can be seen through bare trees standing on spotty snow with a hazy foggy hanging in the air

hey. it's creepy and beautiful out.

chat is it good when the oil lines go vertical

chat come back here

chat stop screaming

“the cost of gas doubling is a small price to pay” is an incredibly funny thing to say as the head of a political movement that in many ways is still built on a nationwide psychosis triggered by having to go about four weeks without a haircut six years ago.

Feels like 1930s France

Crate&Barrel’s marketing team really didn’t think this one thru huh

Two Canada geese walking through the snow along a steep, sandy riverbank.

Two Canada geese standing on a sandy patch on a riverbank. There is no open water and the frozen surface extends to the horizon behind them. One goose is looking out over the river, the other has its head and neck tucked.

“'Come back early’, you said. ’The river will be beautiful’, you said.”
#birds

Apt name

A picture of all-time badass Stagecoach Mary Fields, holding her rifle.

Happy International Women's Day!

Remember, when in doubt, do as Stagecoach Mary Fields did, and either headbutt, shoot it, set it on fire, or let your horses trample it.

"She broke more noses than any other person in central Montana."

I'm a mom who just moved across a country and chose to leave most of my clutter behind so that my son isn't burdened making choices later. Swedish death cleaning in advance. What matters to me still, now, that I chose to bring, isn't anything I expect to matter for him later. Let it go.

the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings

Nobel Thief Prize

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Fucking supreme arsehole.

He's just a thorough cunt.

He's just a thorough cunt.

This is the most nauseating thing I've read in a month, and you know what a month it has been. But tell me, are the fucking prediction markets covering this too?

a cat sinks its teeth into middle c on the keyboard of a piano

cat starts with c

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

A picture of PEW poll on global attitude survey, saying the % who rate the morality and ethics of people in their country as good vs bad, where the US has the worst rankings and Canada the best

Americans: we live in a fallen state—embroiled by sin, cheating, lying, and evil. You cannot trust anyone, not even those who claim to know you best

Canadians: I love my neighbors and my friends!

Really, men should just obey their wives, it's so much easier, they're going to lose the argument anyway.

this is why i never leave my house. people doing the worst things.

My deepest laugh of the day, pun intended.

I am so done with all the bullshit excuses, can I just forequarter this man?

It is an always open tab - if I have moment of "what should I be doing now" I have an instant answer. Honour the dead.

Oh, right, GOD forgave you. Because you said he did. Well, fuck me, I am condoned of all sins, because I say "god forgave me". Neat.

Blah Blah Blah BlaH (MISS EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO FUCKING WIN VOTES) {aipac internal AI commander directing all speech). Sighs heavily as though there is a weight of thought, but really he just needs a shit.