Drogue

True

Far-right tears are flowing like wine

A protected species too

Poor Eva

Appalled man and woman.

I asked my young nephew what bands he’s into.
He named a couple of bands, then said “I’m not really into music”

That’s true

If she he was prime minister, HMS Dragon would‘ve set sail immediately with a suitcase full of banknotes, so that the crew could buy ammunition from the Iranians when it got there

Yes

The lizard ride wore thin quite fast

The first viewing is grim, but on second viewing, it’s passable

Now I see

Who’s the fair-haired woman?

I’m confused.

Is the right to buy the freehold not limited to the homeowner?

Definitely glam

To begin with, I thought you meant the carp

Nice underpants

Could a beer-stained gonk win-over Elmo Ket?

"Lee’s part was in the 'sensible girl' realm, a spinster who discovers love on the veldt in between being attacked by wildlife"

- FilmInk

We’ll see

#scifi

When Iranian demonstrations are shown, the pro-regime people usually look twice as old as the opposition

Sadly, this was Avian’s last post

Recorder set

They might get stepped on as I carry one of their brothers out

Sometimes I put spiders out through the window, probably stepping on half a dozen spiders as I walk to the window

The Romans knew that the Goths had arrived when the geese started honking

A good defence mechanism

Is that a euphemism?

As Jo Brand said, the new man’s car wasn’t p*nis shaped, but sadly, neither was his p*nis

It would explain a lot

I once had restaurant wings that had so much chilli, it burned my stomach.

Possibly the only time I left food on the plate