ka-meow! (Em)

Almost certain the local anesthesia for my IUD is wearing off bc my god,,,, ON GODDDDD

Like I haven't really been worried especially this month but last month I did walk around like oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck, now I'm mostly I'm getting an IUD on tuesday so like I needed this bitch to bleed u know

Why is it that even after I stopped taking the pill my period was super regular like even down to the time of day I'd get it and then now, last 2 months, that im having regular sex my period is fuck ass wonky and late constantly like madam I'm stressed enough I don't need this in the mix

Idk what happened at the end there bflsbfldkf point is, academic writing is my enemy rn

Why won't my bachelor thesis write itself like please I cannot I cannot write and all I am so goo

I am violent today

I am killing whoever this is with my mind powers and my fists

Noooooo babygirl what has the world done to u!!!!

All my ambition to drink less coffee,,, ruined in a single night

I have slept 3, maybe 4 hours total tonight, and I have an entire day ahead of me including things in the evening.... I have been awake since 3am, someone snipe me right now and I mean it

I should've gotten a snack while I was still outside bc now I've sat down and gotten comfy 😔

But also the guy I'm seeing bought me the rat plush from Ikea as a late birthday present so like I have to wife him been giggling kicking my feet in the air about it for days now like !!!!!!

There is something really annoying about being told you're reading a philosophical text when upon reading it ur like it's old scientists bickering semantics like it does not feel philosophical at all give me a fucking break

But like I'm seeing him Saturday I need to be normal for a fucking minute

I did fall asleep before he texted basically asking if I was still up 😔 why do I have to have an exam today

When I was lying in bed trying to sleep last night this blond man I'm seeing texted me he was at a bar nearby and thinking about me so I couldn't sleep bc the emotional turmoil got to me

Calling doctors that aren't cunts feels life changing like I have never had such an easy time calling and being like hey this is my issue and it's bewildering to be met with oh dang let's get that sorted out for you 👍

Pussy rated excellent at the doctor's office 🫡🙏

Doctor told me my vaginal walls looked nice, so I guess that's a compliment I'll keep with me forever 🫡

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I know realistically my diet of eating like boiled eggs for breakfast and nothing else is akin to gym bro eating disordered kinda shit, but I like to think of it as connecting with my peasant roots 🙏

Killing him with my mind powers anyways

Cocks gun, so who's the motherfucker, just wanna know, u know, for tæskehold reasons

I'm so sorry to hear that. I'm here if you need anything

The i hate my doctor train continues full fucking storm let me tell you

CUNTS

Why is calling your doctor such a humiliation ritual 🫡

I'm apparently extremely predictable bc when hearing that the guy I'm seeing has a mustache and a mullet livi just started laughing at me and said "oh he was made for you"

Ignore the facts it's 5am and I don't actually have to be awake this early,,,,, the emotional turmoil aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrhhhgggggg

"Sasuke? From prostate exam!?" This is where I go to bed