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i have as much influence over him as the winds do with a stone. best i can do is offer premium insurance rates on the third mushroom home

he's MINE. i MADE him! he is the FRUIT of my LOINS and a GENERAL in my CHILD ARMY

a nice, hot pudding. likely sticky date!

i hope you also brought your stoutest stable boys to tend to the horses, my liege. boys with strong hearts and slender fingers, perfectly suited for operating an ak-47,

jealousy

picture the largest adult son you possibly can, then double it. spin it gently in your mind's eye

god's strongest literature appreciator out here catching strays

my large adult son's affable yet oafish nature attracts nobility from across the realm. arriving in carriages laden with gifts, they leave beaming with joy; touched by his gentle nature and fun stoat facts. while they dither i abscond with their stable boys. i am koney 2012 of the yorkshire hills,

i still don't get it

do i need a prescription for this or can i get it over-the-counter

what do you mean

make sure you're holding a huge baby in it so people know that you are both trustworthy and physically strong. like, an absolutely colossal baby, biggest pre-development oaf you can find

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