Fact Walrus

No officer I have no idea what made that tusk-shaped hole in your car tire it's a mystery!!

Here's a video of the turkeys looking for food, another timeline cleanse. They've been out there at least half an hour.

I have heard variants on this with Hitler, Stalin, and Nixon, and it would not surprise me if goes back centuries, it not millennia, in one form or another.

[Midwestern Walrus Voice] So cold that the wheelbarrow wouldn't start.

‘Harm against our family’: Alaska’s Indigenous leaders call for solidarity with Greenlanders amid Trump’s threats “We are essentially the same people."

We stand with our 🇬🇱 Inuit relatives. Quyanaqpak to Max with Northern Journal for writing this to bring awareness to the familial connection with Greenland and Iñupiat perspectives of what is happening in Kalaallit Nunaat/Nunarput. #InuitFirst

www.northernjournal.com/harm-against...

This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end!

It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍

Princess Uki! 😍

Walrus picked one up at the new airport in Nuuk, but they don't come in size "Sexy Marine Mammal"

'Attitude and Attention, Punk Rockers,' by Norval Morrisseau (1932-2007), from his late career 1989-90 'Punk Rocker' series.

'Attitude and Attention, Punk Rockers,' by Norval Morrisseau (1932-2007), from his 1989-90 'Punk Rocker' series.

(Courtesy of the Norval Morrisseau Estate and the Whyte Museum of the Canadian Rockies)

“I’m sorry, Mittens. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

No.
There can be only one*.
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*not including subspecies, ofc.

comic relief?

[sad Walrus Trombone noises]

hmmmm....hmmmmmm

I know we’ve moved on 781 times by now, but…

I still can’t believe he tore down half the White House

You will be visited by three spirits

The spirits:

You will be visited by three spirits

The spirits:

Phase 1: identify Walrus
Phase 2: count Walrus
Phase 3: have Walrus open the box. wait, what?

Become a detective and spot walrus from space WWF and British Antarctic Survey (BAS) are working together to understand the impacts of climate change on walrus.

Feel like tracking down sexy tusked marine mammals? www.wwf.org.uk/learn/walrus...

Walrus is waving, can you not see?

walrus flipper holding an advent calendar that is all about eel facts

🎶
Walrus got Eel Facts,
At Eel facts dot net,
they came on a sheet,
from the innnnnnternet🎶

eelfacts.net

a square sign saying Ruin Thanksgiving in Four Words: ______ ______ ______ ______

We're out of clams.

a walrus with a woman standing behind it in front of a pool Alt: a walrus with a woman standing behind it in front of a pool and nodding

oh...oh, yes!

The Rice Truck Saga needs to be inscribed on parchment, chiseled in stone, or whatever, it just needs to be preserved in an IRL format.

Am Walrus. What else would Walrus do?

In rural America, public radio saves lives In remote Alaska, public radio station KYUK is crucial during natural disasters. Without federal funding, how will it survive?

KYUK is a scrappy public radio station in Alaska. When Congress went after NPR, public radio stations like this one took the hit.

It broadcasts to indigenous people living in the tundra, and without public funding, it's facing massive layoffs.

pope leo at the mike covering the dead milkmen's I am the Walrus

A young watusi watches 'I Love Lucy'
And I think 'what can this mean?'
A goat goes to school
And makes us look like fools
And I think 'what can this mean?'

They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!

DYK that if you spend your days on a remote arctic beach you'll have no idea who or wtf a Nuzzi or a Lizza is or what "Part 2" says?

I hope you’re all enjoying this descent into madness.

The important thing to remember is what while I can’t sing, neither can eels, so this little jingle is very scientifically accurate.

So please. Get an eel facts advent calendar. You don’t have to wait until Christmas for eels. EelFacts.Net

[hauls out of sea]
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[goes back into the sea]