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@zapsmear

Sometimes an Artist | Often a collector of brass trinkets | Always a secret third thing | 🚫Minors DNI🚫Anti AI🚫 They/Them

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β€œYeah my chair, yeOUCH my scoliosis”

09.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œNot my chair not my problem I always say”

09.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If a draft happens, we need to agree to help soldiers avoid it. We need to help them dodge/hide them. Poor kids who just wanted a college education, access to a career or structure after a turbulent childhood should not have to die in an Apocalypse Now clusterfuck that absolutely nobody wants.

09.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

re9 is pretty fun the grace sections are exactly what it feels like to have social anxiety and have to leave your apartment to buy groceries

09.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 167 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Rewatching Kill la Kill and holy shit, I forgot what insane lengths this show goes to

09.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel very maternal to Pokopia Cubone, I absolutely refuse to let him leave my side.

08.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t spoil me but if Entei is in Pokopia I will actually devolve into a pile of primordial goo.

Long live the dog father.

08.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pokopia is good. Like really good.

08.03.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œdirect your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

01.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 10843 πŸ” 2024 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 85
A woman imagines her own skull. Text reads: "thinking about my beautiful and iconic skull".

A woman imagines her own skull. Text reads: "thinking about my beautiful and iconic skull".

It probably looks amazing.

01.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 672 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5

I can't stop thinking about how a monstrous, sick old man who has never known hardship in his entire life got up and decided he needed a war so he didn't have to face consequences for his despicable actions and now children, real children who hurt no one, are just dead. Gone. It's unfathomable.

01.03.2026 10:15 πŸ‘ 417 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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we need to talk

27.02.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 5495 πŸ” 1467 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 17
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a cartoon cat wearing a red sweater stands in front of a desert cactus ALT: a cartoon cat wearing a red sweater stands in front of a desert cactus

A healthy film industry makes sleazy movies. Weird, borderline kink films are like coal mine canaries- they're offensive, often deeply personal, and a foil to the clean blandness of big budget propaganda. A lack of bizarre "not to everyone's taste" films is an indicator of a sickly studio ecosystem.

27.02.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 2572 πŸ” 740 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 18

The last 24 hours makes me want to wash my brain out with soap

26.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Twin Peaks Day to those who celebrate πŸ₯§β˜•️

24.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Collective Consciousness

24.02.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 484 πŸ” 172 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
still frame from the beginning of Twin Peaks
it is February 24th and Special Agent Dale Cooper arrived in the town of Twin Peaks

still frame from the beginning of Twin Peaks it is February 24th and Special Agent Dale Cooper arrived in the town of Twin Peaks

Good morning

24.02.2026 09:45 πŸ‘ 3849 πŸ” 1892 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 60
a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫡

23.02.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 10926 πŸ” 4723 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 37
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new Evangelion content means new Evangelion memes

23.02.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 3563 πŸ” 1083 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 32
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon (with apologies to @kcg.bsky.social)…

24.02.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 921 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

The urge to control others, beyond all else, is the most fascist urge of them all.

23.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 373 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know that any social media platform is good for you but the stated intention of the owner of twitter is to make you worse and studies are now showing that he's having some success with that. This isn't esoteric, everyone knows it. So at this point being judgmental about staying there is fine

23.02.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 2056 πŸ” 471 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 13

I think whoever’s in charge next needs to make a law that requires everyone who voted for this rancid sack of bagworms to wear a burlap sack over their head for the rest of their lives.

23.02.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says no one will ever know with his finger on his lips ALT: a cartoon character says no one will ever know with his finger on his lips

How stupid is it to use your middle name and your son’s first name as your pseudonym…

23.02.2026 04:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My sims when I step away for less than five minutes

20.02.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Candie was funny af

20.02.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also the old lady at the casino! Where Bob brought evil, Dougie brought good!

20.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cooper was in there all along, and he did what he thought was right by Janey-E and Sonny Jim πŸ₯ΉπŸ’•

20.02.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We were unsure at first too but now we constantly reference him in our house. I especially love the suspense of him drinking coffee again and eating cherry pie, hoping Coop would snap back.
I absolutely sobbed when Dougie came back home, it’s one of my favorite scenes.

20.02.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0