Buck

God this is bleak

Im that girl who’ll tell you idgaf three times before i tell u my name

When I was a young girl they told me I could be anything I wanted to be. I said I wanted to lead disruption in healthcare delivery using technology driven solutions.

I once went to go pet this white cat in my backyard when I was a kid, and when I got closer it turned out to be a possum with all of her horrible babies on her back

Achewood is almost twenty five years old. Great

You can say “some twain”

Dr. John Snow: Hey maybe we shouldn’t drink all this water with shit in it

Genius: yet you also take fat dumps. Interesting

Although it is also a true story lol

It just occurred to me that my joke about my mom calling her cat her favorite son may not have been very clear

In other words, the entire continental United States

Don't care + L + Ratio + I'm self harming because of you btw

: (

She did drop me as a newborn once in fairness

My mom posts pictures of her cat with captions like that

Harry Potter and the Fart That Gave His Wife the Courage to Say She Didn’t Love Him Anymore

Someone planted drugs in my bong

What if there was a dog that did drugs. Lol

November 24th to February 26th, 95 day exposure paper negative solargraph. Pinhole camera placed on the fence of a construction site facing south-southwest.

activities have been phased out and their absence supplemented with tasks

My addiction to drugs and alcohol led me to eating bird shit

From For Whom the Doorbell Tolls: Cowboy Blues Goofy walking down a neon strip advertising country and folk music. Goofy: *SIGH!* Country, country... nuthin' but country. All this city wants is country, and all that gives me is thuh blues.

Me, screaming at every star I see until dawn:

My private parts be popping

No : \ nowhere close, sorry

That’s better news, though that’s very non-committal which is worrying. Best thing is if a local friend or family can find her and physically be with her; until then, it’s still pretty dangerous.

Any beach is a nude beach if you take off your clothes ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✨

Gay men are brain damaged with this AI shit. Like, literally so gooned out their brain is full mush and cum using AI to make studio Ghibli pictures STILL like they're STILL using it for that and making themselves superheroes... Die!!!!!!

En la mañana me gusta leer el diarrea

How often has that been a problem??