Mr.Ewe

I want my taxes going towards universal healthcare, not turning brown kids into skeletons on the other side of the globe.

And I'm still waiting on the God damned Pee Tape... 😠

She's gonna be tasked with "protecting" North and South America. I guess we're gonna have international ICE?

Thanks Tim!

So, just add Russia to the lost of unexpected alignments?

What if it's all like-minded individuals in prison with you?

Rep. Ilhan Omar: "The president talked about protecting Americans, and I just had to remind him that his administration was responsible for killing two of my constituents."

But what if, hear me out, Trump is just evil and enjoys being Putin's lapdog? Putin doesn't even need anything on him, he just does this for the thrill.

Kinda weird how Jefferies wants to be civil with fascists. Right? Weird?

Good old rapist manifesto?

Because of all the clocks!

Kinda want to tune around the 2hr mark and watch him shit himself on live TV.

But also, I don't.

It's 2026, who wants a sperm count? Chicks dig vasectomies!

Yeah, but how many of those countries that are doing the leftist things are being overtaken by white Christian nationalists? Hmmm?

Oh wait, that's not a thing anyone wants either. Nevermind, my argument is bad.

There is also connections. 🟪🟦🟩🟨

I just discovered TADC like a month ago... I'm impressed the algorithm brought me this.

a man in a suit is standing in front of a bakery display and says just whatever makes sense Alt: a man in a suit is standing in front of a bakery display and says just whatever makes sense

Gonna start what he gets blamed for with

Maybe don't own such nice stuff if you don't want to get robbed. Has anyone considered that?

(I'm being sarcastic. I agree with you.)

NRA Accidentally Forgets to rise up against Tyrannical Government

I don't know if there's a specific number, but if these guys aren't gonna do the ONE thing they promise to, maybe we don't let them say unlimited guns.

Just keep the idea in the back of your mind whenever you decide to run for higher office. 😉

Really run up the score.

I'd like to start with something simple. Fewer guns.

First I'm hearing about it. Happy to continue not giving the bad orange mad ratings.

Why was that a thing the president needed interrupted and handed a note about? Bush hearing about the WTC is iconic and understandable. Did Trump really need to hear about SCOTUS right then? Couldn't he finish his dumb speech?

Must be sliding doors only in Tennessee? Because these motherfuckers are UNHINGED!

Is GoFundMe pro universal healthcare or against it? Cause half their campaigns would probably vanish if we had universal healthcare...

It's a first one then the other sort of thing....

This was my thought. He waits till August or September, then realizes the tariffs were illegal and agrees to cut checks to all the taxpayers. Send out $1,000 checks to everyone, maybe with a reminder that congressional Republicans are to thank for the check, and don't forget to vote in November!

I'm a troll, but a class act troll. 🧐

Oh, light mode... That's a choice.