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@jorschrooly

im only 26 years old and ive already ruined my entire life. smash that mf like ๐Ÿ’ฏ

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everybody gangsta till the UESC robots start spawning in with raid gear. ok im done now sorry

11.03.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHO WOULD WIN:
a) a cosmic being composed of the entirety of an entire civilization compressed into a single body, with the ability to influence and twist reality itself to its whims
b) corporate homunculus tarkov npc

11.03.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

someone queue a marathon bot into salvations edge i wanna see what happens

11.03.2026 16:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the writers thinly-veiled realistic depiction of death and decay

11.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well well well if it isnt the pussy-out psisters

10.03.2026 05:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also of note: guy who thinks libertarianism and communism are the same thing basically

09.03.2026 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shrimp

09.03.2026 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

are honeybees considered "livestock" because honey is considered "raw meat product" or is there some other reason that is even stranger

08.03.2026 22:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry buddy you didnt post about going to the movies wokely enough. your sentence is one bajillion years of alt accounts cluttering your mentions

08.03.2026 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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them drawing that conclusion with absolutely zero evidence:

08.03.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why would apple say this? is she stupid?

08.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i mean chris did that with ethan and it worked so surely itll turn out fine every time a legacy re protag meets a new guy

07.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

actually thinking on this a little more maybe Vigor is a bad example to use because the devs actually TRIED to deincentivise the agressive players from playing like assholes every match but it didnt work because they just kept doing it anyways

07.03.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i used to play this one extraction shooter called Vigor a lot until the more active and agressive part of the playerbase decided to start playing the game more like a battle royale and just killing anything that moved, to the point that people started referring to it as "clubbing baby seals"

07.03.2026 18:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hopefully whatever direction bungie takes the game in , the playerbase doesnt devolve like for some other extraction shooters ive played where more experienced players just start blasting newer, less agressive players on sight and turning potential growth away until the playerbase stagnates

07.03.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you for taking the time to come up with a well thought out answer like this. me personally i dont see bungie doubling down on incentivizing players to be more aggressive towards each other, but i guess ill just have to see since its only really just come out

07.03.2026 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

respectfully,and genuinely asking, what could bungie hypothetically do to force players to shoot each other on sight if they continue to just play the game like theyre in a patrol zone in destiny

07.03.2026 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

does this conversation happen before or after henry watches thor

07.03.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

never before in the history of resident evil has Dying Badly Via Chainsaw been so fucking funny

06.03.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dead space is so good i wish there were more than two mainline games

06.03.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

soon she will be able to not think even faster than before

06.03.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do you drink to get drunk or do you drink for taste and getting drunk is just a fun side affect

06.03.2026 00:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when mom brings home THE SLUDGE

06.03.2026 00:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that one calebcity vine of him at the dentists

05.03.2026 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"yeah all those people that disappeared in the swamp died from a gas leak that happened several months later stop talking about this please"

01.03.2026 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

online forum dedicated to t-virus outbreak survivors and theres one dude on there thats always posting shit like "you think you had it bad? yall dont even know about the werewolves" and everybodys just like "AssBlaster67 if you dont stop spreading misinformation on BOWs youre getting banned again"

01.03.2026 22:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lowkey the fact that basically the whole world knows that BOWs are real makes the fact that so many other incidents are able to remain classified that much funnier in like a fucked up way

01.03.2026 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this guys dog chilling at the labubu matcha chocolate rave when an icbm obliterates the concert hall

01.03.2026 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what if marathon had BLUE ammo

01.03.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im sorry your group uses dndbeyond

01.03.2026 04:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0