Brighton Boy

The spookiest of pjs

That does sound Adorbs

Wearing a jock and playing Pokemon, because I am nerd slut.

They came from! Behind!

Woof. Woof says I.

It’s like it’s right in front of me.

Free him

Happy Day of Birth Matty

Is that a super rod in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

My captain 🫡

Me, when I’m mildly flirted with:

Are cute.

That was the plan all along!

I’m thinking of the very gay activities. Perhaps the most gay. The things two men could get up to early on a Friday and one of them is in bed.

Activities G. Gay ones.

Now I’m here in the dark, wearing my Star Wars pants, frozen by anxiety.

Steamy, you may say.

Strong. Powerful. Majestic.

Crikey guvnah

Standing firm against the rising tide of blankets

So I think you have to ask him for a smoothie with banana in it and then have a steamy romance

I was going to go out this evening but I had a mild meltdown and now I’m not hurrah!

Hello Dan

Throw the whole man away.

Now that’s a good reason to get up early.

An early riser you might say

I’m level 90 in World of Warcraft lads if you wanted another reason to be horny for me.

Heck 🤤

A happy #FCF to all, and to all a good night

Monacle is popping out, my Cumarbend is coming undone.

Not to be crude but I would like to touch it.