Harry Sherlock COYS

This decline has picked up pace but it’s been years - decades - in the making.

What

What makes you so confident? We've not won a game this year. We're the worst team in the league by a mile.

We won't win another game this season.

It's done. We're going down. I can't really believe it

Can we get Johan Lange in the Hague?

Jonathan Pearce absolutely nails it

Totally get it, mate. My empathy - as Bo Burnham so eloquently put it - is bumming me out

Emotional, ngl. Wish Spurs didn't have this kind of effect on me but here we are

Sack Igor Tudor. Appoint Harry Redknapp. I'm serious

Really wish I wasn't as upset as I am because they don't deserve it. But I'm really fucking sad

Igor Tudor is a fucking idiot, pass it on

Levy's sacking has fucked us so completely that I honestly can't believe it

Hate this Spurs team. Bin the lot when we go down. And we are going down

Can't believe that I hate this Spurs team just 10 months after winning the Europa League but here we are

Useless entitled pricks. Except Archie Gray

There is a real disconnect between the players and the fans. They don't give a fuck. We do. Fuck the lot of them. #

Don't think I've ever seen a Spurs side as bad as this. We're going down.

They're not fit to wear the shirt. Not a single one of them understands the existential crisis we're in. Fuck the lot of them. The single most unlikeable Tottenham team in a generation

To Dare Is To Do was never really meant to be about staying in the Premier League. But if we don't dare tonight, we're going down. I am terrified. But up the Spurs. Please win, lads. Please.

Tottenham Hotspur (2026)

Tomorrow against Palace is probably as big a game as the Europa League final in terms of how vital it could be for our future. Feels dramatic to say, feels dramatic to think about but... christ.

Hilarious how rattled the entire commentariat are about a party placing hope at the centre of everything they do. It's almost like the electorate have had enough of everything getting worse all the time!

The inevitable snorer with headphones on who cannot be told they sound like a pneumatic drill with a viral lung infection.

In theory yes, but on the pitch, less so, because of the players we have wide. I'm sure we'll get to see it at some point as Tudor cycles through every possible formation!

I'd maybe be inclined to go more narrow, and just bin the wingers off entirely. We've got the personnel for a diamond and a duo up top. We're not getting anything from the flanks really.

The idea that we have to start RKM is wrong imo. He doesn't give anywhere near enough to deserve selection in our current predicament

Little bit of personal news: Freelance opportunities with Goal are sadly coming to an end for me, so I am very much available for work! Over a decade of experience in journalism, both managing teams and working within them. Any shares appreciated. Ty x

Dirty Water on Channel Four. My god. Incredible, important television. Renationalise the water companies immediately. There is no other conclusion.

She’s learnt her lesson about wanting hotels full of foreigners and immigrants being burnt down. See. Prison does work