Dee 🐝

"hmm I have the urge to relaunch my dating app profiles........ moon must be fucky"

and indeed. moon's a bit fucky.

What the great philosophers failed to consider is my feelings

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

i just got a bunch of razor heads, floss, pads, a GIANT box of garbage bags for the kitchen, etc and as I was stocking my bathroom I felt a enormous sense of relief

this shit is expensive when you add it all together! and somehow it all runs out at the same time every time

i was running out of household/bathroom/personal care products the last few months and I was genuinely thinking I wouldn't be able to replace my facial cleanser and razor heads and stuff which wouldn't be the end of the world but it would've been a hit to morale

it is 1pm and I am sooooooooooo sleepy. I remember now why I had so much caffeine when I lived on the east coast and got up early-early for work

that's my saturn-mc line and man I was a powerhouse but also man was I caffeinated bc it was all such a struggle

it's noon. it feels like 3pm

it's only 10am. it feels like noon.

swapping from working pacific time to east coast time changes the quality of the day immensely 😩 I'm more effective but I miss my morning walks.

maybe if i get up at 5 i will have time? 😭

looove clams casino!!

jack dorsey fired 40% of his company for This

ohhh 2 does it for me, the neck and the base are satisfying and I like longer tines

5 is just vile

It weighs over 20 lbs! I was like, wtf did you send me!? and then I opened the box and having an answer did not make it any more reasonable 😂

void orb

today in mercury rx: I received my equipment for work, the login doesn't work (which I was warned might happen because it's been happening a lot to their new hires) and they spelled my name wrong in my email

but also

instead of a monitor, they sent me a server by accident

AAAAA I'm so excited to meet you for REALS!!!!

I in fact got it as soon as venus entered pisces so I think she's just been waiting, as my lord of yr, all this time lmao. special surprise.

oh I have been celebrating for like 2 weeks LOL I should slow down the celebrations even. no one pats themselves on the back like me!!!

now that I've had my first day and such, I'm happy to say I scrounged up a job :) so I will remain in chicago and you WILL see me at UAC!!!

just a little bit of sunshine and temps above freezing and I get excited about warm weather........ the sun is a malefic To You but not To Me. i'll sit under satan's ballsack if it means I don't have to be cold anymore

i am blowing kisses to her, I hope she receives them in the breeze

fluff

I had to move my alarm up over an hour and this upcoming weekend I lose another hour ;o;

she says "myahh" which means "thank you auntie anna" 💕

fluff

as an asthmatic any respiratory issues are The Worst and I would love to add this to my defense ;o;

already struggling 💀

and now i'm trying to adjust the delivery so I can pick it up from somewhere but it's giving me errors

I have some equipment coming in the mail that needs a signature but I'm being mercury retrograded by ups because they don't ring the doorbell! ever! and so I don't know when they are here! and they just leave a notice!