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sameee

Oh for fuck's sake NOT NOW

jfc what kind of reality show host are you

goldfish brained hoes

yes i’m milking it try and stop me

in my defense i got hit by a car

how long will it take for the pedants to notice

you might inspire me to tap into my baking past life tonight i love focaccia

uh huh

ceolocanths

wow

when it’s about me yes

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aren’t those the ones we only have (had) like 40 of in total

girl i could document your entire diet history for a nutritionist with a ten minute search of your skeets, don’t even

at least the lady who did the second one offered me c*** over it

possibly more, i’ve almost been killed in an uber at least twice, three times if you count the guy who tried to leave me by the side of the freeway because i dared to open my laptop while riding

y’all don’t even know my other 3 nightmare car stories yet

has anything. Ever. HAPPENED.

ugh

no same but i never claimed my advice is the good kind

sure boomer

woah how’d that happen

nicotine

i mean imagine stepping on a lego but it’s your asshole, it doesn’t have to be big to do damage

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i’m gonna have a cranial scan tomorrow and it’s gonna be brain damage and you’re gonna feel bad

is that the donut guy

are they ever gonna have to move out of the coast guard commander’s quarters or does that just travel with her lol

POTLUCK 😭😭

many have tried but still none have succeeded