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I don't know, guys. What did you think the end of American hegemony was going to look like?

There are actual pedophiles in the government and we're shitting ourselves because people like to flick their beans to werewolves?

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This book would include extra photographs and behind the scenes stuff, like my outlines and notes while making the pieces

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I don't know, guys. What did you think the end of American hegemony was going to look like?

#TwinPeaks artwork by @Andrea_C_White
@kyle-maclachlan.bsky.social

the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.

trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️

republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️

“sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️

naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️

villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️

powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️

list goes on

Not to mention that whole water into wine bit

They somehow never say anything about how he chased bankers out and said rich people should give away everything

"Jesus fed the poor without government"

Ok but wasn't he magic and just made bread and fish appear?

talib kweli left bluesky lmao

This is the same mental ill man saying, " God doesn't exist, humans do." This is what is in my notifications ever since I said," trans women aren't women, and women's day is for real women." from @zyzymutha.bsky.social a naked picture of me is cropped and uploaded

So to what extent do we think Claude saying things like "Wow, what a great idea! You're the smartest! Total victory will probably only take a few days thanks to your insightful leadership, then people will be cheering your brilliance in the streets!" led to the current situation?

This gotta be some kind of really weird right wing belief like seed oils

Turns out the US military-industrial complex is no more immune to vulture capitalism and enshittification than any of the businesses ruined by private equity are

An open letter to Grammarly and other plagiarists, thieves and slop merchants To everyone at Grammarly, I am writing a book right now, a really challenging endeavor that no doubt someone in Silicon Valley will think it’s fine to steal the day it’s published. I’ve been a profes...

I finally lost my shit about so-called AIs, LLMs, enshittification & everything fucking evil that @officialgrammarly.bsky.social is doing. I'm fucking furious, and not just about what 1 company has done. An open letter to Grammarly & the rest of the LLM hype machine www.moryan.com/an-open-lett...

French citizens & all Europeans will soon have to pay several new taxes on each different item in their parcels (coming from outside EU).
This represents billions of euros each year for governments.
In France, taxation begins today.
>> www.catsuka.com/news/2026-03...

Man I don't even know what to do anymore. Half these Dems are just looking for insider trading tips and the rest are crypto fascists but anything has to be better than the deranged evangelical death cult being in charge

New political candidate interviews be like “SHOW ME THE INK! ARE YOU AFFILIATED?”

Not good!

Beautiful weather and then it's going below freezing next week. Awful. Evil.

I hate this fucking shit!

Post 1 Reposted by little lamb Jana H-S (they/them) @jana-aych-ess.b... 1d I want you to do me a favor. I want you to set a timer for three minutes. while that timer is running I want you to treat the Post underneath this one as a new commandment. for three minutes I want you to reorganize your life around its teachings. and when the timer goes off, I want you to let it go Post 2: little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social go outside and punch the grass until you break every bone in your hand

Lol

This is AI, sorry everyone! This guy didn't make this. The guy he credits in his pinned post ALSO didn't make it. I found the guy who "made" it on instagram and he didn't make it either: a computer did. Oh well!

I would never own a panini press

Been 3 hours since any movement. Standing at $50/$200 for transportation funds and 3/4 items from Amazon purchased (just need the bottles of Zantac for my Hashimoto's acid reflux). 💕💸

Hotdogs on pizza

They all follow like 60k accounts that's why none of them get any interactions, the TLs are such a mess

Chuck Jones sketching Bugs Bunny...

goot bingusnacht

Ok that doesn't really narrow it down much