Last week I told you that one of the things Atchoum hates the most is the sound of winter coats and boots. BUT a coat left on the couch that makes a squish squish sound is always very interesting for playtime… especially when a finger is moving inside the coat. 😂🫣
Atchoum: How much longer until you open the big door, Mom?
Mom: When there’s no more snow.
Atchoum: Perfect. That gives the squirrels plenty of time to fatten up. 😈
Mom: Atchoum! You wouldn’t hurt them — you’re kind of friends with them.
Atchoum: Shhh 🤫 I have a tough reputation to maintain. 💪🏻
This morning, I was ready to play with my two furry friends, but it looks like nobody feels like having fun. Everyone prefers taking a little nap. 😴
We’ll try again later today.
Turn the volume all the way up and enjoy this relaxing moment 😴🔊😹🫣
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Mettre le volume au maximum et profiter de ce moment de détente 😴🔊😹🫣
No way I can sit on the couch without Atchoum stretched out like he’s relaxing at the beach 😹
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Pas moyen de m’asseoir sur le divan sans avoir Atchoum bien étendu, comme s’il était à la plage 😹
If I don’t give Atchoum the attention he believes he deserves… I can guarantee he makes sure I remember it 😩😼
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Si je ne donne pas à Atchoum toute l’attention qu’il estime mériter… je peux vous garantir qu’il me le fait savoir 😩😼
Someone wrote to my human not long ago asking how she keeps the house clean with a long-haired cat. It’s really not that complicated… every single particle in the house clings to me. She just has to pick the debris out of my glorious fur. You’re welcome. 😌😂
This morning, I have decided to be rebellious and refuse any grooming services. It is Sunday, is it not? And Sunday is a day of rest… even for me. My human has been informed. She may resume her duties tomorrow.
Peaceful morning supervising the birds from my royal post. Just making sure they know this is still my kingdom. 🐦👑
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Matinée tranquille à observer les oiseaux depuis mon poste royal. Je m’assure simplement qu’ils savent que ce royaume est toujours le mien. 🐦👑
Sometimes I wish I were my cat… because if I slept in that position, I’d definitely need a chiropractor the next day 😂🤪
My human’s daughter gave me one of her wicker baskets… I believe this officially made my entire day. 🤪👑
#happylittleguy
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La fille de mon humaine m’a donné un de ses paniers d’osier… je crois que ça a officiellement fait ma journée. 🤪👑
#petitgarsheureux
Tips of the day for Valentine's Day, Atchoum version:
- Have an elegant posture and a determined air, so she'll know that she's in good hands.
- Make sure to bring small treats for your date and more important do not eat them all! 😹
Happy Valentine’s Day to all my loyal followers. 💝
May your day be filled with love, treats, and someone dedicated to serving you… exactly as it should be. — Atchoum
Something special is coming… A Valentine’s Day video with my handsome Atchoum drops at 1 PM. Will you be watching? 🙀✨
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Quelque chose de spécial s’en vient… Une vidéo de Saint-Valentin avec mon beau Atchoum sort à 13h. Serez-vous au rendez-vous ? 🙀✨
First he makes me jump… and then my human’s husband shows up exactly when I was in the middle of admiring her.Honestly, the timing in this house is unacceptable. I deserve uninterrupted admiration moments. 😒🐾
Sorry Atchoum, but it’s 9 a.m. — I’m clearly not participating in your morning nap.🤣
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Désolé Atchoum, mais il est 9 h du matin — clairement que je ne participe pas à ta sieste du matin.
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This morning, I woke up with the best intentions… but my intentions decided to take a nap in the cardboard box instead. 📦😹
Ce matin, je me suis levée avec plein de bonnes intentions… mais mes intentions ont décidé de faire la sieste dans la boîte de carton à la place. 📦😹
In the morning, no words are needed — the look says it all. 👀
Le matin, pas besoin de mots — le regard dit tout. 👀
I’m not sure if I’m evolving or just perfecting my dominance over this house… but lately I’ve been standing on my back legs every single day. My human seems very impressed. As she should be. 😹🫣
I love those cute little paws. I also love those big whiskers. Actually… I love everything about him. 🥰
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J’adore ces belles petites pattes. J’aime aussi ces grandes moustaches. En fait… j’aime tout de lui. 🥰
My video this morning is so short, yet ridiculously adorable. What do you think Atchoum is trying to tell me?🤩
Ma vidéo de ce matin est tellement courte, mais tellement adorable à la fois. Qu’est-ce que vous croyez qu’Atchoum essaie de me dire ? 🤩
My personal groundhog finally came out of her burrow… do you think she saw her shadow? 🫣🤣
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Ma marmotte à moi est enfin sortie de sa grotte… est-ce que vous croyez qu’elle a vu son ombre ? 🫣🤣
Happy weekend, everyone!! I’ll be resting… while my human makes sure it’s perfect.
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Bon week-end tout le monde !! Moi, je me repose… pendant que mon humaine s’assure que tout soit parfait.
The afternoon nap is always Atchoum’s favorite. 😴🐾
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La sieste d’après-midi est toujours la préférée d’Atchoum. 😴🐾q qq
This morning, I wanted to answer my emails… but Atchoum had other ideas. So if you’re still waiting for a reply, please direct all complaints to management — I’m just following orders. 😼😹
#AtchoumTookOverMyComputer#AtchoumInControl
#ComputerHijackedByCat
I’m like a bear. I open one eye from my cave to see if winter is finally over… but no. Absolute betrayal. We still have two more months of this frozen nightmare. 😩❄️ -21°C
2016 vs 2026
Ten years later… and yes, the haircut did improve. Progress takes time. 😹😹
2016 vs 2026
Dix ans plus tard… et oui, la coupe de cheveux s’est enfin améliorée. Le progrès, ça se mérite. 😹😹
When your human knows you really well… and she knows you’re an eternal overthinker 😹
(with very strong opinions, of course)
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Quand ton humaine te connaît vraiment bien… et qu’elle sait que tu es un éternel indécis 😹
(mais toujours avec beaucoup d’opinions, évidemment)
Just so we’re clear: if Caramel gets one extra pet, I notice. I count. I remember. And I judge. 😼
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Juste pour être clair : si Caramel reçoit une caresse de trop, je le remarque. Je compte. Je me souviens. Et je juge. 😼
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