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Just so we're all clear, this is a war crime and would be punishable by life or death under U.S. law.

13.03.2026 21:12 👍 7834 🔁 2525 💬 546 📌 175

sorry basically the problem of my life is that i internalized and believed a lot of stuff people said about valuing children and loving your neighbor and living in a society at the exact moment that everyone in power decided all of that shit was fake and gay and not a way to make a living

13.03.2026 19:18 👍 1650 🔁 392 💬 3 📌 1

Declaring that no quarter will be given unequivocally violates international humanitarian law. Indeed, ordering that no quarter will be given, threatening an adversary therewith or conducting hostilities on this basis is prohibited and constitutes a war crime.

13.03.2026 18:44 👍 1590 🔁 435 💬 61 📌 21

I struggle to communicate my fury about the easing of sanctions on Russia's oil as a result of the Iran war.

Unlike basically anything suggested as an objective in this fool war, containing Russia's ability to brutalize and dominate Eastern Europe *actually is* a vital US security interest.

13.03.2026 14:56 👍 650 🔁 126 💬 14 📌 5
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Lost Doctor Who and the Daleks episodes discovered in 'ramshackle' collection The Doctor's assistant Peter Purves was invited to a screening of the episodes in Leicester.

YES! YES!!! Possibly not a single person following me will give a crap about it but when I saw this I literally dropped my phone. If I get married tomorrow it would still only be the second best thing to happen to me this week. Or year. Holy shit.

13.03.2026 02:50 👍 201 🔁 52 💬 18 📌 12

"We started a war of aggression for no reason & commenced it by accidentally bombing an elementary school & killing over 100 kids."

That simple fact is so horrific that it's just kind of bouncing on the surface of our collective consciousness. We can't absorb its full implications & significance.

12.03.2026 16:47 👍 3139 🔁 940 💬 114 📌 38
A meme. One person, labeled "trans person," says "hi." The other, labeled "average transphobe," says "I'm thinking about your genitals now."

A meme. One person, labeled "trans person," says "hi." The other, labeled "average transphobe," says "I'm thinking about your genitals now."

Evergreen

12.03.2026 16:51 👍 367 🔁 71 💬 1 📌 2

"Americans prefer a car-dependent lifestyle."

I can't tell you how much I hate this glib sentiment. The only way to determine someone's true, enduring preference is to give them full familiarity with their options. Americans have no familiarity with their options! They've only seen sprawl!

12.03.2026 17:13 👍 2532 🔁 345 💬 145 📌 97

Same. It’s not something that takes effort and attention, I don’t have to consciously not shop at Target, it is simply not on my radar anymore and I don’t see why that should ever change at this point

12.03.2026 19:36 👍 31 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

Corporations are not in fact people; therefore it’s fine to punish the shit out of them when they sneak a toe out of line

12.03.2026 19:43 👍 27 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Democrats are on the path to winning this year, but it is by default. The party has done a horrific job on politics from almost the minute Trump was defeated in 2020. So, sure, they are winning right now — but it’s because we have no other choices. Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

12.03.2026 00:38 👍 2627 🔁 359 💬 115 📌 70

For comparison's sake, the entire National Park Service costs $3 billion - a year.

12.03.2026 01:41 👍 898 🔁 361 💬 16 📌 1

The US is at war and repression at home is going to get worse.

I'm old enough to remember during the Iraq war the FBI infiltrating quaker meetings and vegan potlucks and cracking down on anti-war groups and outspoken Muslim leaders.

The US surveillance state has grown exponentially since then.

🧵

09.03.2026 17:13 👍 407 🔁 169 💬 4 📌 8

I guess I'm just mad now? I'm mad from now on, until the atoms stop touching. Oh well

11.03.2026 03:50 👍 147 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0

Me, growing up: I'm so excited for the future! technology will free our minds! The moral arc, etcetera!

Me now: Oh. Oh fuck. How many more days do we have to do this for

11.03.2026 03:51 👍 90 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 1
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

11.03.2026 01:56 👍 9467 🔁 4335 💬 139 📌 215

“Social murder” is a term created by Friedrich Engels to describe the premature death of marginalized people due to political, social, or economic oppression.

What is happening right now in America is the premeditated, calculated, & planned extermination of children who are trans. This is genocide.

26.09.2024 20:09 👍 2993 🔁 1297 💬 20 📌 32
There was a German in valet parking. A Belgian and a Swiss at odds over vol-au-vents in the kitchen. A small contingent of African spies (Senegal, Cote d'Ivoire, Gabon) on the janitorial staff, relatively careless about Francophone eavesdroppers. She spotted a very young and nervous Turkmen agent shoving a dead-drop spike into the eye of a gaudy reindeer statue at Christmastime, and duly stole it, learning his real name (Kasymguly) and workname (Kevin) in the process. The waitstaff had a Russian agent named Vladimir and a Ukrainian agent named Volodymyr and they'd nearly killed each other in the west parking lot one night. The Polish agent Wtodzimierz, who was considerably older and world-weary, smoked a cigarette, watched them brawl, and predicted they'd both be fired for coming to work with visible bruises. He was right, which was a pity;
Volodymyr had been very handsome indeed.
They were replaced, in due time, by Dmitri and Dmytro, at which point she began to wonder if Kyiv and Moscow were being deliberate about all this for their own inscrutable reasons.

There was a German in valet parking. A Belgian and a Swiss at odds over vol-au-vents in the kitchen. A small contingent of African spies (Senegal, Cote d'Ivoire, Gabon) on the janitorial staff, relatively careless about Francophone eavesdroppers. She spotted a very young and nervous Turkmen agent shoving a dead-drop spike into the eye of a gaudy reindeer statue at Christmastime, and duly stole it, learning his real name (Kasymguly) and workname (Kevin) in the process. The waitstaff had a Russian agent named Vladimir and a Ukrainian agent named Volodymyr and they'd nearly killed each other in the west parking lot one night. The Polish agent Wtodzimierz, who was considerably older and world-weary, smoked a cigarette, watched them brawl, and predicted they'd both be fired for coming to work with visible bruises. He was right, which was a pity; Volodymyr had been very handsome indeed. They were replaced, in due time, by Dmitri and Dmytro, at which point she began to wonder if Kyiv and Moscow were being deliberate about all this for their own inscrutable reasons.

sorry to poast too much about this but its my first published fiction since high school and i had fun imagining the many many spies at mar a lago
buttondown.com/theswordandt...

10.03.2026 17:26 👍 399 🔁 55 💬 20 📌 7
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"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower

10.03.2026 04:00 👍 4690 🔁 2282 💬 87 📌 94

If someone breaks the law and nobody enforces it because of the offender’s power, then the law does not apply to the powerful, and the law, subordinated to power, is revealed as illegitimate in its helplessness and/or corruption.

09.03.2026 12:40 👍 1070 🔁 198 💬 10 📌 5

If an official commits an impeachable offense and nobody acts to impeach, it is no longer an impeachable offense.

People who oppose impeachment as “pointless” because it seems unlikely to result in removal do not understand this very simple point and seem unwilling to even try to understand it.

09.03.2026 12:36 👍 6955 🔁 2058 💬 91 📌 72

Why would you even want C-levels at a company. You should at least want As or Bs

10.03.2026 01:30 👍 142 🔁 15 💬 3 📌 3
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Top DOJ Official Todd Blanche Shut Down Crypto Enforcement While Holding Crypto Assets The second-highest official at the DOJ, Todd Blanche rose to prominence as Trump’s personal defense attorney. His actions violated the federal conflicts of interest law and his ethics agreement,…

Deputy AG Todd Blanche promised to dump his crypto holdings no later than 90 days after his Senate confirmation last March.

But about a month into the job — before divesting — he ordered an end to investigations into crypto companies.

(Published Dec. 2025)

10.03.2026 01:01 👍 901 🔁 445 💬 27 📌 25
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I don't wish we could abolish gender, I just wish it were less an identity and more of a hobby. So you'd get people who are like "Oh yeah, l'm a woman when I have the time," or "I'm a man but I'm not very good at it yet" along with the CrossFit gender types who are SUPER INTO IT

Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters Follow I don't wish we could abolish gender, I just wish it were less an identity and more of a hobby. So you'd get people who are like "Oh yeah, l'm a woman when I have the time," or "I'm a man but I'm not very good at it yet" along with the CrossFit gender types who are SUPER INTO IT

A friend just saw this in the wild and you know what? I stand by it

08.03.2026 22:30 👍 1335 🔁 340 💬 16 📌 30
WKUK - Nerf Nuke recreated by @JoelCreates
WKUK - Nerf Nuke recreated by @JoelCreates YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know

Nuclear diplomacy www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLHA...

09.03.2026 15:13 👍 117 🔁 28 💬 2 📌 0
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If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

09.03.2026 08:34 👍 11743 🔁 2796 💬 68 📌 83

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

03.01.2026 18:59 👍 7840 🔁 1700 💬 26 📌 17

it feels like my country is an assembly line for producing crimes against humanity which no one will ever punish, or even bother to pretend caring about, and it's making me crazy

09.03.2026 05:40 👍 2115 🔁 392 💬 11 📌 8

republicans have literally made everything worse and harder and more terrible over the course of my entire life and somehow* they keep coming back to power bc of our feckless corporate press and a weak willed opposition 😒

*sob

09.03.2026 00:53 👍 2410 🔁 433 💬 3 📌 0

I'm glad Disney's stop pretending to be woke so I don't have to hear everyone defending them all the time.

08.03.2026 03:50 👍 47 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0