Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
06.03.2026 19:47
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Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
sadly it was my good mouse
our pup is a great mouser, she already destroyed her first one
How come the godless have to worry about a holy war? Can't I just opt out like the pledge of allegiance?
I could use a sh*tposting life coach
the fifa peace prize used to mean something
This is amazing.
www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com
attempting the dirty dancing lift with my cat but his upper body strength is just pathetic
CAT OWNERS AT THE VET: idk what's wrong with Peanut Butter Cup Jr, he hasn't been laughing at my movie references like he usually does
DOG OWNERS AT THE VET: hey so dickhead here ate a 9V battery again
she’s 13 weeks now. she still wakes us up at 11:30pm and 2:30am each night, but we’re getting there
puppy in a puffer
the cool thing about surgery is they give you meds that make you feel like a lava lamp
Spinal Tap buying a McDonald's so they can have Sham Rock shakes all year long
”read the room, Madame Deficit”
few people know that Elle Woods developed her arresting “bend and snap” technique during leash walking etiquette lessons for her puppy, Bruiser
more like Hate of the Union amirite
if only Marie Antoinette had said, “let them eat soup”
during a work meeting, puppy starts a very loud barky conversation when she sees her reflection in the mirror. so glad I could be on mute
*a dog getting self-conscious about wearing a coat with no human hair stuck to it*
(sea monster bio)
You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic
thank goodness it’s friday so tomorrow i can do everything i didn’t get done this week and that leaves sunday free for anxiety and tears
small plastic cup in the shape of a DUCK that's currently filled with ice water. it's got a top and straw. see through yellow with an orange beak and orange feet and a pink scarf. it is cozy and ready to be slurped up
lookit this stupid cup i got
its bringing me so much joy its ridiculous
quitting my job and abandoning my family to devote myself full time to my passion: unsubscribing from political texts and emails
Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM. BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.
The Supreme Court:
nothing brings out your inner Marie Kondo like a puppy who gets into everything
it sounds terrible :-( mean people could sabotage you for fun
your daily dose of puppyRx
“is there a technology that the left is excited about?”
Trains. We love trains, actually
