No. nonononono.

I wish it was 10 years ago and we were all still making jokes on Twitter.

This week has been one hell of a month

Desperately trying to use my turtleneck to cover up my double chin, "does this shirt make me look like a spatula?"

I have bangs now, also known as economically challenged Botox.

Would both recommend and share

Cooling rack covered in delicious chocolate chip cookies, no nuts were harmed in the making of these treats.

Choc Chip: No Nuts, 2026

I mean... I guess I did stuff and lived places. Even got married but yeah big blur

Pacific Ocean jetty of rocks and the bluest sky

Funny how as one little person I need an entire ginormous ocean to keep me calm

I don't remember the '90's like at all.

Neither extrovert, nor introvert, but a secret 3rd thing

Does anyone like art?

Please, my masculinity, it’s very fragile

as a gay man i cant help but yearn for the recessed lighting and vintage details that my elders fought so hard for

Sounds perfectly ocd! I'm in!

I need a dog to adopt me.

Thinking about getting my own popemobile.

You need salty snacks, too. Plus, I like the way it rhymed

*sigh

relinquishes peas to the side for PAM!

Dude. Way.

Am I the only person who hears the refrigerator stop running and it feels like such a relief from something you didn’t know was causing you to set your jaw until you released your jaw when the noise stopped

I support equal snacks for celiacs

Yeah no.

put my symptoms into WebMD and it said I have a really old joke format

Making tuna casserole, I'll throw in extra peas if you're coming

Pretty much

This could actually be Michigan.

Free Print Giveaway — Jim Musil Painter

Enter at JimMusil.com/free-print

Me and my big sis at a lakeside beach in the 1900's sitting in the shade of a tumble of rocks looking for shells

I can still spend hours searching for treasure, completely content

I like to think of myself as a delicate flower, but I’m sure there’s a reason my Daddy calls me his lil Snapdragon