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“Mort” on “Bob’s Burgers.” Podcast: Thought Spiral (with JElvisWeinstein) Comedy Album: Hence the Humor.

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Desperate amplification attempt!

06.03.2026 18:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you don’t put Andy on the show he will eventually get depressed!

06.03.2026 18:54 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Let’s do this. I mean you and a large group of your friends! It’s a groundswell.

06.03.2026 18:52 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

If you don’t put Andy on the show he will eventually get depressed!

06.03.2026 18:54 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Let’s do this. I mean you and a large group of your friends! It’s a groundswell.

06.03.2026 18:52 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

On their live feed I just demanded @majorityreport.bsky.social to let you back on. The majority wants Andy Kindler!

06.03.2026 18:12 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

And I don’t like them apples!

06.03.2026 18:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Adolf Hitler attacked Czechoslavakia without declaring war
Hitler invaded Austria without declaring war.
Hitler invaded Poland and France and the USSR without warning.
Donald Trump invaded Venezuela without warning, he attacked Iran without warning.

oranges and oranges.

06.03.2026 18:37 👍 497 🔁 178 💬 18 📌 2

Haha!

06.03.2026 18:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me too! I’m still in denial.

06.03.2026 17:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Dow is way below 50,000.

The Dow is way below 50,000.

Someone tell Pam Bondi the Dow is below 50,000 “dollars” [sic].

06.03.2026 17:33 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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today is bandcamp Friday. a great day to support musicians because they don't take a cut of revenue and these streaming services do not care if we live or die

I have many compact discs available. I hear people like those these days and I have a bunch of rare ones

openmikeeagle.bandcamp.com/merch

06.03.2026 16:04 👍 162 🔁 55 💬 2 📌 3

how we envisioned the dark future: you wear leather and buy brain stims from a small store in an alley. your wrist computer helps you hack

actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss

30.11.2023 00:29 👍 2888 🔁 815 💬 31 📌 22

My sister passed away in 2020. She was 69. put on a 900 calorie a day diet when she was 16. Her body never recovered from the shock. I’m on your side forever!

06.03.2026 17:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In my own life, I also observe fewer people willing to stand up for fat people, and more people willing to defend or explain away anti-fatness.

Like, solidarity with people who are fatter than oneself really feels like it has evaporated in a way that's both heartbreaking and frightening.

05.03.2026 00:07 👍 420 🔁 30 💬 8 📌 2

Pump up the volume!

06.03.2026 17:10 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also appearing on @majorityreport.bsky.social seems like a quaint dream now. Keep up the letter writing campaign. We want Andy!!! What happened to Andy!!! Maybe I should have started a text campaign instead of letters. You know what? I’m fine. I was tired of appearing on things anyway.

06.03.2026 17:09 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
Andy Kindler DESTROYS Trump University on Comedy Central In 2008
Andy Kindler DESTROYS Trump University on Comedy Central In 2008 YouTube video by The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder

This seems quaint now. @majorityreport.bsky.social @comedycentral.bsky.social
youtu.be/3hm5tN93bbU

06.03.2026 16:57 👍 47 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0

Also appearing on @majorityreport.bsky.social seems like a quaint dream now. Keep up the letter writing campaign. We want Andy!!! What happened to Andy!!! Maybe I should have started a text campaign instead of letters. You know what? I’m fine. I was tired of appearing on things anyway.

06.03.2026 17:09 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

I think they both like being able to order people to kill other people. They have that in common. 💑

06.03.2026 11:14 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I miss Greg Giraldo.

06.03.2026 16:58 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
Andy Kindler DESTROYS Trump University on Comedy Central In 2008
Andy Kindler DESTROYS Trump University on Comedy Central In 2008 YouTube video by The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder

This seems quaint now. @majorityreport.bsky.social @comedycentral.bsky.social
youtu.be/3hm5tN93bbU

06.03.2026 16:57 👍 47 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0

Amplification!

06.03.2026 16:33 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m culturally Jewish. I believe in my own concept of God separate from organized religion. Netanyahu is a genocidal monster. He’s just as evil as Trump but unfortunately, more intelligent. That’s why Trump, who is willfully stupid, and never got love from his dad, got played by Bibi.

06.03.2026 07:39 👍 73 🔁 5 💬 6 📌 0

If Trump’s justification for kidnapping and bombing foreign dictators was that they were up to nefarious shit,

how come he hasn’t gone after Putin?

06.03.2026 15:29 👍 306 🔁 68 💬 29 📌 1

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

05.03.2026 20:14 👍 7258 🔁 2000 💬 154 📌 88

Even if it takes years, we have to bring EVERYONE who made this happen to justice. No moving on, no letting this go.

Revenge is good enough motivation for me personally, but the nobler and important reason is to ensure that anyone who thinks of doing this again knows they’ll rot in prison for it.

06.03.2026 15:09 👍 2142 🔁 579 💬 11 📌 15

No one could have predicted that starting a trade war would lead to the loss of jobs.

06.03.2026 15:26 👍 712 🔁 75 💬 22 📌 0

I’m culturally Jewish. I believe in my own concept of God separate from organized religion. Netanyahu is a genocidal monster. He’s just as evil as Trump but unfortunately, more intelligent. That’s why Trump, who is willfully stupid, and never got love from his dad, got played by Bibi.

06.03.2026 07:39 👍 73 🔁 5 💬 6 📌 0

I'm excited to see what she thinks a special envoy costume looks like.

05.03.2026 20:26 👍 113 🔁 14 💬 9 📌 1