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Dr Cassie from The Pitt

Doc Cochran from Deadwood

HBO’s father-daughter palliative care angels

I made sure to shout out Supporters Groups here too, because most new fans don’t know about SGs! They’re unique to the NWSL/footy culture.

Honestly hard to know which second of the 30 or so after he returns that I would pick as “the absolute weirdest second I’ve seen of a Trump official (aside from Trump) on camera,” but at least five of these seconds are in the top 10.

I've seen no evidence that he does, either

I was wondering when Italian soccer-style shithousery would show up and then I saw what the shortstop did here

I appreciate the nod, certainly! Maybe they'll pay attention to the position of the sun, unlike Jerry and DC United

So just "RFK but make it JerryWorld"

That album had some bangers. And a terrible Diddy/Mase/System of a Down collab

Accept no substitutes:

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

Toilet SEAT. It's hard to stress this enough, they gave it a name.

Is "Albert Pujols 45 or Is Albert Pujols 55" is less important to me than "Is Albert Pujols Still Ripping 450-footers in BP"

I was actually pretty close to making a trip to Pittsburgh for a few reasons last year and catching him there lol

More so too, give him the bag because he seems extraordinarily conscientious about his ticket prices and scalpers and so on. I don't think anyone at his level is doing that kind of work for their fans

Yeah he's got a Friday and Saturday night here, there's def room for a Sat matinee if the venue rules allow (though it's DAR so there might be some weird shit)

a man wearing a blue shirt that says barber vac on it ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt that says barber vac on it

"Dignified"

Yeah if you live in any part of a genuine city it's gonna be instant block party

The DC shows all but sold out SUPER fast. Have an obligation that weekend so couldn't go anyway but really nice to see

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Gonna see DC United play Inter Miami in some place called "Batlimore"

Same campaign, so

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

i love labor protest and solidarity, but also staying this still during 'gasolina' is terrifying

"Apologies in advance, but," *gestures at green token*

condi heard american bombs exploding in the middle east and floated to the white house the way a cartoon character is summoned by pie on a windowsill

Kurds stopped answering Li'l Marco's calls?

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

ICYMI: The USL emailed every Championship player an FAQ doc that included guidance on “crossing a picket line” and “Union membership resignation.”

An active player said teammates couldn’t find it until they checked spam. “I just think it’s a bunch of bullshit.”

Full report at @us.theguardian.com.

If there's one thing you guys love it's not fucking doing anything

Last I checked, Marsha Blackburn is still seated, so there's an argument to be had