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pigs gonna pig

30.12.2024 15:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

supporting your wife during childbirth is not that strenuous, stay the fuck awake.

28.06.2024 11:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone said WWE wrestlers are drag queens for straight men and oh my God they’re so right

22.06.2024 05:00 👍 286 🔁 65 💬 18 📌 12

headed to texas *sigh*

15.06.2024 13:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Roads My Dying Bride · Song · 2000

open.spotify.com/track/5tqyEb...

12.06.2024 22:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

not to harsh at all

07.06.2024 18:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

house rules don't apply on the internet.

01.06.2024 22:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Intend your puns, you cowards.

21.05.2024 11:30 👍 718 🔁 168 💬 21 📌 12
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Nothing's Gonna Hurt You Baby Cigarettes After Sex · Song · 2012

open.spotify.com/track/7cs7ML...

16.05.2024 22:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if I ever see faith no more live, I fear I may perish.

19.04.2024 00:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

enjoying music takes up about 80% of my brain. oddly, I have not seen much live music.

life got in the way.

I saw Primus, APC, and Puscifer on Tuesday. it was, for lack of a better term, a religious experience.

I've been depressed since I left. I don't know what to do about it.

19.04.2024 00:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have no eyes and I must cry

16.04.2024 02:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the right time for Bluesky to enable video is never. just let us have the one thing that's never loud. just words and pictures. see how nice? words and pictures. think about it devs

11.04.2024 19:07 👍 4019 🔁 737 💬 116 📌 88

Its frightening to put yourself out there, I get it. Trust me, I get it deep in my guts and what passes for my soul. But AI isn't a form of expression. It doesn't even rise to the level of onanism. It's just turning other people's expression and effort turned into sludge.

10.04.2024 13:21 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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if you were looking for the perfect eclipse post, lemme save you some time

08.04.2024 21:54 👍 2646 🔁 802 💬 19 📌 12

yes. except "the killing moon = angel dust" and "an hour = days"

06.04.2024 21:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm either a stone on some faraway planet or an exposed nerve in a sand storm. there is no in between.

06.04.2024 01:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

an earthquake three days before a total eclipse of the sun would absolutely have taken out a whole ass dynasty back in the day

05.04.2024 14:37 👍 5515 🔁 1484 💬 94 📌 125
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "what in the name of Jesus' dick is going on?"

A woodcut of a bird beside the text "what in the name of Jesus' dick is going on?"

31.03.2024 13:37 👍 268 🔁 32 💬 7 📌 2
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AS WRITTEN

27.03.2024 21:08 👍 1260 🔁 345 💬 23 📌 16
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25.03.2024 20:14 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

statistically, when i was 25, I should have been murdered by my common-law husband in my trailer after I kicked him out for beating me up. you're lucky I'm here.

23.03.2024 19:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

stop putting bad blonde wigs on Karl Urban

22.03.2024 16:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I only say "its the trauma" when saying it enhances the chaos. #traumamakesmefunny

19.03.2024 20:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An image titled “steal their look: shrimp edition” displays a photo of a peacock mantis shrimp (Odontodactylus scyllarus). The close up photo of the shrimp highlights their round fly-like eyes and their colorful claws and antennas. Illustrated assets surrounding the photo in the center provide recommendations on how to look like this shrimp. The suggested items are: blue eyeshadow, a tie-dye shirt, a pair of disco sunglasses, boxing gloves, and a fringed jacket. On the lower left corner of the image, the Monterey Bay Aquarium logo is positioned as a watermark.

An image titled “steal their look: shrimp edition” displays a photo of a peacock mantis shrimp (Odontodactylus scyllarus). The close up photo of the shrimp highlights their round fly-like eyes and their colorful claws and antennas. Illustrated assets surrounding the photo in the center provide recommendations on how to look like this shrimp. The suggested items are: blue eyeshadow, a tie-dye shirt, a pair of disco sunglasses, boxing gloves, and a fringed jacket. On the lower left corner of the image, the Monterey Bay Aquarium logo is positioned as a watermark.

Make a great first shrimpression with these shrimpeccable looks. Whether you're shrimply fabulous or krilling it on the runway, these shrimpspired outfits will have you feeling oh-so-shellfishly chic! 🦐✨

13.03.2024 20:25 👍 743 🔁 197 💬 15 📌 19

as an orphan, seeing my kids be really good parents makes me really fucking emotional.

11.03.2024 20:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

goth til I die. it'll probably be from heat stroke but style before function. #allblackeveryday

09.03.2024 19:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Global warming creates more reasons to *be* goth at the same rate it makes it uncomfortable to *dress* goth.

03.03.2024 20:04 👍 736 🔁 125 💬 22 📌 12

Cannot stress enough that there is no such thing as a hit man a regular person can hire, that is a cop

03.03.2024 22:53 👍 263 🔁 32 💬 19 📌 0
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04.03.2024 02:05 👍 1177 🔁 259 💬 13 📌 11