pigs gonna pig
pigs gonna pig
supporting your wife during childbirth is not that strenuous, stay the fuck awake.
Someone said WWE wrestlers are drag queens for straight men and oh my God they’re so right
headed to texas *sigh*
not to harsh at all
house rules don't apply on the internet.
Intend your puns, you cowards.
if I ever see faith no more live, I fear I may perish.
enjoying music takes up about 80% of my brain. oddly, I have not seen much live music.
life got in the way.
I saw Primus, APC, and Puscifer on Tuesday. it was, for lack of a better term, a religious experience.
I've been depressed since I left. I don't know what to do about it.
I have no eyes and I must cry
the right time for Bluesky to enable video is never. just let us have the one thing that's never loud. just words and pictures. see how nice? words and pictures. think about it devs
Its frightening to put yourself out there, I get it. Trust me, I get it deep in my guts and what passes for my soul. But AI isn't a form of expression. It doesn't even rise to the level of onanism. It's just turning other people's expression and effort turned into sludge.
if you were looking for the perfect eclipse post, lemme save you some time
yes. except "the killing moon = angel dust" and "an hour = days"
I'm either a stone on some faraway planet or an exposed nerve in a sand storm. there is no in between.
an earthquake three days before a total eclipse of the sun would absolutely have taken out a whole ass dynasty back in the day
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "what in the name of Jesus' dick is going on?"
AS WRITTEN
statistically, when i was 25, I should have been murdered by my common-law husband in my trailer after I kicked him out for beating me up. you're lucky I'm here.
stop putting bad blonde wigs on Karl Urban
I only say "its the trauma" when saying it enhances the chaos. #traumamakesmefunny
An image titled “steal their look: shrimp edition” displays a photo of a peacock mantis shrimp (Odontodactylus scyllarus). The close up photo of the shrimp highlights their round fly-like eyes and their colorful claws and antennas. Illustrated assets surrounding the photo in the center provide recommendations on how to look like this shrimp. The suggested items are: blue eyeshadow, a tie-dye shirt, a pair of disco sunglasses, boxing gloves, and a fringed jacket. On the lower left corner of the image, the Monterey Bay Aquarium logo is positioned as a watermark.
Make a great first shrimpression with these shrimpeccable looks. Whether you're shrimply fabulous or krilling it on the runway, these shrimpspired outfits will have you feeling oh-so-shellfishly chic! 🦐✨
as an orphan, seeing my kids be really good parents makes me really fucking emotional.
goth til I die. it'll probably be from heat stroke but style before function. #allblackeveryday
Global warming creates more reasons to *be* goth at the same rate it makes it uncomfortable to *dress* goth.
Cannot stress enough that there is no such thing as a hit man a regular person can hire, that is a cop