Jamie Stewart Crawford 🖋️🔮 ✨

I’m Jamie and I love to learn and wave at my neighbors.

Good morning, let’s reset.

Sometimes my cat just purrs because I’m sitting next to her, no pets needed to start the engine.

Also, Roblox censored “Mary Todd Lincoln” in the chat when I tried, in vain, to explain who I was. Which I find fascinating.

I know I’m the funniest person alive because the Dress to Impress theme was “depression” and I dressed up as Mary Todd Lincoln (post Abe in all black). I got 8th place and kids don’t like history jokes these days.

Also, Roblox censored “Mary Lincoln Todd” when I tried, in vain, to explain who I was. Fascinating.

My husband: do you want to go to the bookstore? I have a list because I want to get back into reading.
Me: 😍

Not loving this propaganda trend being used by brands for marketing on their social medias. We cannot lose the true meaning of propaganda.

Me to my dog: are you a baby?? Legally you have to tell me if you’re a baby. Or else it’s entrapment.

Thinking about cats with thumbs 🥰

man-ray from spongebob squarepants, showing an identification card that says "writer/artist" on it

"stop being so dramatic about everything" it's okay. I have my permit:

FUCK THESE MIDGES

I put on converse for the first time in over a year and I was like “ oh yeah, my identity”

I'm looking for some good Substack blogs if anyone has any recs!

There is a REASON they didn’t ask Brennen Lee Mulligan to do the no bits, earnest episode of #dropout.tv

I can’t stop hearing Laura Loomer’s “WOKE MARXIST POPE” tweet in the melody of “pink pony club” in my head

And we know this because of the little Khajjits that live in our homes and terrorize us.

I'm in awe at both! I struggle for consistency in either and apparently that's what the algorithm loves.